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28/01/2007

Australian Update 2007 part 5 (with additional stuff)

Well, it's not quite an Australian only update with some others thrown in, including Beau Garrett and Olivia Wilde in Turistas, which I talked about last week. Also, Emily Barclay is from New Zealand, even if Suburban Mayhem is an Australian film. And I'm not too sure about Zoe Naylor. Is she from New Zealand also?

First up is Suburban Mayhem, and man what an opportunity lost this film is. Sparked by an amazing whirlwind of a performance by Emily Barclay, it could've been great and it starts promising enough. But when the focus of the film is on the bumping off of her father, the film stalls and seems to go nowhere, to the point that the reasoning behind the murder and even who did it seems ridiculous. Arrgh... 2006 seems to be the year of disappointing films like Marie Antoinette, Babel (and it'll win the Oscar too...), The Da Vinci Code, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 (finally saw it, BORING). And they're just the ones that aren't bad, just misfires.

Chalk up another one for disappointing with The Book of Revelation. This film is incredibly frustrating, a film that attempts to look at a male rape victim and how it effects him. But, this film goes into Eyes Wide Shut territory and just feels convoluted. Apparently in high brow art films, sex and rape is very arty, thereby making it more complex. Basically, the victim turns into a predator, going from conquest to conquest trying to find who kidnapped him. Then he meets Deborah Mailman and the film turns into The Secret Life of Us, complete with football match and because Deborah is always nice (she'll never play a bad girl), he is turned around... And of course, there is that scene where the victim is forced to masturbate, and is helped along by one of his captors, all apparently real. I cut out the more explicit male masturbation in the Zoe Naylor video (I know you'll thank me for it, but it doesn't bother me...)

Puppy is an oddball film about a woman (Nadia Townsend) who is about to commit suicide, but is saved by a man, only to wake up and find herself chained to his bed and with the man claiming that she is his wife. The woman tries to escape, but cannot, and over a period of time she develops a relationship with him, even though he is a complete oddball. Interesting film that is getting a cinema release here in the coming months (so how did I get a copy...?) that has it's moment, but I was attracted to it because of Nadia Townsend, who I found interesting in Headland (see January 14 update), and she's great here and hopefully she'll get some roles in bigger films in the future. Plus, I love that scene where she leans over to kiss the man and her top falls just enough to reveal she is wearing no bra. Mmm...

Finally, I found Let Me Not after the cricket a couple of Fridays back with the plot of a school girl stripper who fall in love with an older man. And of course you can tell what kind of stripper she is, the one that keeps her clothes on. Alright, she's 16 and shouldn't be doing it, but I think it's about time the definition of stripping should be adhered to, thank you Jessica Alba... This film is low budget and it shows at times (like most do), but this romance story actually has it's moments and isn't that bad. Sadly, I lost about 25 minutes thanks to the dodginess of capturing HD, so a couple of scenes I would've included in the collages aren't included, including one scene at the strip club. Fucking 1080i...

Melissa George in Turistas

Raw HD caps of Melissa from Turistas are available here.

May 2014 collages

January 2007 collages

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Olivia Wilde in Turistas

Raw HD caps of Olivia from Turistas are available here.

May 2014 collages

January 2007 collages

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Beau Garrett in Turistas

Raw HD caps of Beau from Turistas are available here.

May 2014 collages

January 2007 collages

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Lucy Ramos in Turistas

Raw HD caps of Lucy from Turistas are available here.

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Andrea Leal in Turistas

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Olga Diegues in Turistas

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Julia Dykstra in Turistas

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Girl in Turistas

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Emily Barclay in Suburban Mayhem

HD caps of Emily from Suburban Mayhem available here.

November 2010 collages

January 2007 collages

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Zoe Naylor in The Book of Revelation

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Odette Joannidis in The Book of Revelation

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Olivia Pigeot in The Book of Revelation

Nadia Townsend in Puppy

Raw HD caps of Nadia in Puppy are available here.

October 2020 collages

January 2016 collages

Janurary 2007 collages

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Let Me Not is another low budget Australian film set in Melbourne about a 16 year-old who works as a stripper at night and goes to school by day. One night, an architect watches her at the strip club then he is commissioned to do some work at her school. He becomes interested in her and eventually they fall in love and such. Some have called it the worst Australian film ever, but I tend to disagree, it's not good and is a little clunky, but there's enough in the central relationship for it to scrape by... just. And any film that has a scene at the now gone Lumiere Cinemas, bringing back many a good memory for me, is worth an extra point. And although it has a 2007 release date, going by the Sex and Lucia poster on the wall, that scene would have had to been filmed in mid 2003, that's when I saw that film there.

Charlotte Rees in Let Me Not

June 2010 collages

January 2007 collages

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Elizabeth Raptis in Let Me Not

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Sophie Katinis and Lisa Emanuel in Let Me Not

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Tags: Melissa George, Olivia Wilde, Beau Garrett, Lucy Ramos, Andrea Leal, Olga Diegues, Julia Dykstra, Emily Barclay, Zoe Naylor, Odette Joannidis, Olivia Pigeot, Nadia Townsend, Charlotte Rees, Elizabeth Raptis, Sophie Katinis, Lisa Emanuel

21/01/2007

Australian Update 2007 part 4

I'm finding it hard to do a lot of work at the moment, but I'll eventually get around to everything I've planned for. And the list keeps getting longer and longer by the week. I've got a copy of Suburban Mayhem the other day and that'll be in the next update. And Book of Revelations is coming this week hopefully. I told you there was plenty around.

First up, Abbie Cornish in her first international role in A Good Year. Abbie plays the illegitimate daughter of a vineyard owner who comes to the vineyard to find out how her father lived. A Good Year is actually not a bad film, sure, it seems a bit weird seeing Russell Crowe playing slight comedy, but he isn't bad and it's also well told. I've got caps of Marion Cotillard as well, but they'll come after the Australian update in a few weeks.

Next up is the first part of the Turistas update, this part featuring Melissa George, who actually plays an Australian tourist, not an American (about bloody time an American production actually has an Aussie play an Aussie). There's not much to recommend about Turistas, it's supposed to be a horror thriller/cautionary tale, but nothing happens for pretty much all of the film. Also, in the next update I'll feature Beau Garrett (with nude scenes) and Olivia Wilde, even though they aren't Australia.

Teresa Palmer could very well be the next big thing with the upcoming December Boys, but here I'm featuring her in her first role in the very good, if occasionally very ugly, 2:37 and her first international role in The Grudge 2. Definitely worth looking out for in the future, particularly in another upcoming film Ravenwood, which supposedly has her in some nude scenes. And she looks great in that dress... Also look at the middle row of the 2:37 collage. I'm feeling like a very bad man after this row...

Finally, I didn't think I'd ever see Brooke Anderson again, and sure I never watched E Street, to which she was a child star and very popular. Well, she's all grown up in Sum of Existence, a film where she plays a rape victim trying to get on with her life, all the while been shadowed by her rapist. Sadly, this film is all over the place, it looks like it could have been something pretty good, but stuff seems to have been butchered out of it and the villain is as dodgy as it gets. A shame really.

Marion Cotillard in A Good Year

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Abbie Cornish in A Good Year

Raw HD caps of Abbie from A Good Year are available here.

January 2015 collages

January 2007 collages

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Brooke Anderson in Sum of Existence

Teresa Palmer in 2:37

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Marni Spillane in 2:37

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Teresa Palmer in The Grudge 2

Raw HD caps of Teresa in The Grudge 2 are available here.

August 2014 collages

January 2007 collages

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Sarah Roemer in The Grudge 2

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Misako Uno in The Grudge 2

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Tags: Marion Cotillard, Abbie Cornish, Brooke Anderson, Teresa Palmer, Marni Spillane, Sarah Roemer, Misako Uno

01/01/2007

Australian Update 2007 part 1

Please keep being patient as the site is close to it's bandwidth limit. So, keep on enjoying if you can...

Business first: As you can see either in the address bar (unless you have IE6 and under, meaning you're in the dark ages) or next to the date of this entry, there is a RSS newsfeed sign.

If you are a regular RSS reader, I highly recommend adding my site to your list of newsfeeds. My updates are now available as I post them here at the site, like any other blog. It will look exactly the same as I posted here but the benefit is you don't have to come to my site to get the updates (except if you want the videos). You will also get the benefit receiving news of what is coming soon to the site and news of other things that I am developing.

OK, so the new year begins with what the main focus of this site is, Australian actresses. All of January will feature a number of Australian actresses from Australian and International productions and today, I will begin with an international/US production, The Dead Girl.

Well, The Dead Girl is one depressing film. It is about how a dead girl (Brittany Murphy) affects a number of people, from the person who found her dead (Toni Collette), to the sister of a missing girl (Rose Byrne) who thinks the dead girl maybe her, to a woman who finds evidence that the dead girl may be a victim of a serial killer, to the dead girl's mother and then the dead girl's story is told. Of course, the subject matter is a depressing one, but it is made all the more depressing by these people own miserable lives and circumstances. This is very good film, but I thought the ending was weakened by focusing on the dead girl because it just seemed like it was going over old ground, even the unveiling of the killer is pretty much known by the time he shows his face. But, it is still worth a look.

So, regulars to this site probably know that Rose Byrne is a personal favourite of mine and has being for a number of years. And as you know by now, I cap all my favourites as soon as I can, so here is another series with Rose, the most capped woman at the site. I'm looking forward to seeing how 28 Weeks Later and Sunshine turns out.

Oh yeah, and Mary Beth Hurt isn't Australian. I know that, OK.

Toni Collette in The Dead Girl