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24/11/2024
Australian/New Zealand movies: 2009 part 1
Another three part series for 2009 and no less than five movies were made in South Australia in this update. There's some decent nudity in the first update including the first Australian real sex movie The Band and also plenty of nudity in the dark drama Beautiful Kate, brothel drama Birthday and period murder mystery 3 Acts of Murder. Let's just say the key word for this update in 'beautiful'.
2009
3 Acts of Murder
ABC telemovie based on a real life murder case the happened in the 1930s. Arthur Upfield (Robert Menzies) was a struggling novelist who was having trouble coming up with an ending for his murder mystery The Sands of Windee where his lead detective was the part-Indigenous Napoleon 'Bony' Bonaparte. After chatting with his friend George (Bille Brown), he comes up with the perfect murder. Strangely, someone replicates this exact method of murder and body disposal nearby and the lead suspect is Upfield's friend Snowy Rowles (Luke Ford). Upfield tries to get his head around why Snowy would be the murderer and why he'd copy the method of his novel while the police try to track down the elusive Snowy who may have murdered further people including a woman he had a brief fling with Sarah (Emma Booth). Meanwhile, Snowy's lack of success is causing problems with his marriage to Anne (Anni Finsterer). Odd but intriguing telemovie that isn't a traditional murder mystery and focuses on a number of angles to tell the story. Cast is also full of decent character actors in roles bigger than they usually get.
Emma Booth has nudity in a couple of scenes. I've remade the videos from 3 Acts of Murder and they are available below. Previous collages are available here.
Emma Booth in 3 Acts of Murder
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The 7th Hunt
Most Dangerous Game type thriller or for a more Australian example, basically a knock-off of Turkey Shoot without the half-baked political plot. A bunch of people including sisters Callie (Cassady Maddox) and the deaf Ariel (Imogen Bailey), nerd Chris (Kain O'Keeffe), Sarah (Olivia Solomons) and Ricky (Matthew Charleston) are kidnapped and taken into a military area where five different killers prey on them. Turns out all the 'victims' are flawed in some sort of way so don't shed a tear for them. Didn't think I'd ever espouse Turkey Shoot but at least that silliness was more watchable than this dreary rip-off.
No nudity in The 7th Hunt but I've made a few videos from the movie which are available here.
Bad Bush
Low budget stalker thriller which is basically a two-hander set over a day. Ophelia (Viva Bianca) and her newborn baby, who she carries in a sling, are visiting her sister Maggie (Belinda Cotterill) in the middle-of-nowhere. She lives with her long-term boyfriend Weaver (Chris Sadrinna) who runs a dope farm for a bikie gang run by Turps (Jeremy Lindsay Taylor). Ophelia loses her baby formula so Maggie goes to the shops to get some but instead she gets high with friends and leaves Ophelia and baby with Weaver who seems friendly if a bit odd but as day turns to night and Weaver samples his own supply, his behaviour becomes more intimidating and threatening towards Ophelia. Then a storm arrives taking out the power and Ophelia and her son are all alone with a lunatic, so good luck with that. Languid thriller that takes forever to get going and then ratchets up the implausibilities until it unveils one whopper of a twist which would have been brilliant if what had happened in the previous 80 minutes hadn't happened. Not an awful movie by any stretch but would've been better as a tighter movie.
No nudity in Bad Bush but Viva Bianca spends a bit of time in a bra which you can find a video of below.
Viva Bianca in Bad Bush
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Balibo
Political thriller set during the Indonesian invasion of East Timor (Timor-Liste) in 1975 where a washed-up Australian journalist Roger East (Anthony La Paglia) is coaxed by a East Timorese liaison José Ramos-Horta (Oscar Isaac) to run the East Timorese news agency but only on the proviso that they find out what happened to five missing Australian journalists. Turns out they where executed by Indonesian soldiers. Very sad story that has and will continue to haunt relations between Australia and Indonesia. Not an easy watch but a well-made movie and watching La Paglia's desperation end the way it does is just devastating.
Brief nudity from Julia Pratt.
You can find a synopsis and a HD video from Balibo here.
Julia Pratt in Balibo
The Band
'Rock n' Roll porno' that follows the band Gutter Filth as they go about their business. Lead by Jimmie (Jimstar), a self-proclaimed rock god more into himself than the band who after a gig promptly quits the band and starts a solo career leaving the band and their manager Jennifer (Anthea Eaton) in the lurch just as they are on the cusp of making it. Then his girlfriend Candy (Amy Cater), herself in an all-girl band going nowhere, comes home to find him with a groupie. Candy struggles with no band and no boyfriend but summons up the courage to audition to be the guitarist for Gutter Filth and manages to get the gig. Meanwhile, a groupie (Brianna Heart) works her way through the band, playing spectator to drummer Dee's (Butch Midway) kink, having sex with bassist G.B. (Rupert Owen) and then setting her sights on Candy, all the while taking souvenirs. A twist of fate sees Gutter Filth top the charts while Jimmie goes on a downward spiral after being found with shit on his chest. The band then have a party to celebrate where the band members get what they deserve while Candy and Jennifer finally get together. Fairly straight-forward movie, not really much in the plot department and not really a full blown porn movie despite a lot of real sex scenes but the movie melds plot and sex pretty seamlessly, much better than the average porn movie. Most of the actors are first and only timers like director Anna Brownfield's previous movie and most of the actors are fine and probably more natural than in The Money Shot. The sex scenes are shot differently from most porn with a definite focus on a feminine perspective and less focus on female anatomy and there's quite a lot of male masturbation and a bit of fetish thrown in. There's probably too much sex and not enough plot for the movie to have real impact.
Extensive nudity from Amy Cater, Brianna Heart, Sarah McKeown and Tiffany Stevens plus some brief nudity from Anthea Eaton. Some of these actresses appeared on the porn site Abby Winters back in the day.
A synopsis of The Band plus collages and videos from the movie are available here.
Amy Cater in The Band
Anthea Eaton in The Band
Brianna Heart in The Band
Sarah McKeown in The Band
Tiffany Stevens in The Band
Beautiful
Adelaide-made suburban drama where teenage girls are disappearing from Sunshine Hills and teenage boy Daniel (Sebastian Gregory) is interested in finding out the truth. But he makes the mistake of telling his neighbourhood crush Suzy (Tahyna Tozzi) who manipulates him into finding out more. Daniel centres his investigation on the weird house where Jennifer (Asher Keddie) obsessively looks out the window and he tries to get to know her but she has an abusive boyfriend Max (Socratis Otto) who could be the one taking the girls. Things escalate quickly and before too long Daniel will get himself into a lot of trouble while Suzy eggs him on. OK drama that is stylish and has an interesting story but it doesn't really end in a great way. Decent cast also helps.
Brief nudity from Kristi-Lee Kalendra but there's also plenty of sexy stuff from Tahyna Tozzi.
Collages and HD videos from Beautiful are available here.
Kristi-Lee Kalendra in Beautiful
The Beautiful and Damned
Modern day update of the novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald (not the only one made in Australia) set in Melbourne that follows trust fund kid Anthony Patch (Ross Ditcham) who is a leeching money off his unimpressed grandfather and Anthony does not want to lose that. When he meets Gloria Gilbert (Kristen Condon), he falls for her and they begin a relationship which eventually leads to marriage which is sure to please his grandfather even if it's more a marriage of convenience. After his grandfather sees Anthony's lifestyle of sex and drugs, he decides to write him out of his will and then promptly dies. Anthony and Gloria decide to contest the will in court but by this stage, Anthony has lost control and become addicted to cocaine and taken another lover. Can he keep it together long enough to convince the court he deserves the money? Better than the director's previous fascist shitfest Pearls Before Swine but that's not saying much. Parts of the plot are skipped over comprehensively (it's only suggested they get married and the wedding never happens or is mentioned) which doesn't help but for the most part the movie flows pretty well. The acting is erratic with Kristen Condon and Paul Moder probably the best but Ross Ditcham has no presence whatsoever and that's a problem when he's the lead.
Brief nudity from Florine White and a number of unknown women. The credits are a bit of mess for this movie.
A synopsis of The Beautiful and Damned plus collages and videos are available here.
Florine White in The Beautiful and Damned
Unknowns in The Beautiful and Damned
Beautiful Kate
Feature directorial debut from Rachel Ward. Drama about a city-based writer Ned (Ben Mendelsohn) who brings his younger girlfriend Toni (Maeve Dermody) with him back to his family home in the country to visit his dying father Bruce (Bryan Brown) at the request of his sister Sally (Rachel Griffiths). It goes about as well as expected as Ned hasn't been home in 20 years but the trip unleashes memories of his sister Kate (Sophie Lowe on debut), particularly the horrifying secrets that came about in the last few months of her life and led to him leaving home. Turns out he loved her in more than a sisterly way. Not an easy movie to watch and is quite depressing at times but the cast is stacked and all are pretty good.
A few nude scenes from Sophie Lowe, a couple from Maeve Dermody and one from Briony Kent.
Collages and HD videos from Beautiful Kate are available here.
Maeve Dermody in Beautiful Kate
Sophie Lowe in Beautiful Kate
Briony Kent in Beautiful Kate
Birthday
Adelaide-made drama from the director of the interesting Shot of Love focusing on various sex workers in a brothel and their relationships with some of their clients on the birthday of the popular M (Natalie Eleftheriadis). M recalls various moments in her life that got her to where she is today starting with an enthralled Lily (Kestie Morassi) and then helping a priest who has lost his faith (Travis McMahon). Meanwhile Cindy (Ra Chapman) is right on the edge, bringing her young child to work and taking drugs and drinking alcohol. Cindy is fired after vomiting on a client but has nowhere to go and she doesn't want anyone to know although when M finds out, she helps her. Finally Joey (Richard Wilson), who is also having his birthday, is still struggling with the suicide of his mother and is lonely, seeking solace with the priest and when he finds a business card for the brothel with M's details on it, he decides to go there. Unexpectedly, Joey and M will help each other out. Based on a play and plays out very much like one but it's not a bad thing in this case. This movie eschews the usual brothel clichés and focuses on finding love in the simplest things and remembering lost loves that have had profound impact on various character's lives. At times, Birthday is quite confronting but not because of the sex and nudity or the subject matter of prostitution, which there is little of, but the raw feelings that are shown. Sadly the director died not long after making this movie.
Nudity from Ra Chapman and Vicki Mueller and plenty of sexy stuff from Natalie Eleftheriadis.
A synopsis of Birthday plus collages and video are available here.
Ra Chapman in Birthday
Vicki Mueller in Birthday
Bran Nue Dae
Musical comedy set in the late 60s about a young Indigenous boy Willie (Rocky McKenzie) who is being forced by his mother to become a priest but he has a major crush on Rosie (Jessica Mauboy), his good friend who wants to be a singer. Willie finally asks Rosie out but it goes badly and the next day he is taken to his new school in Perth by the head priest Father Benedictus (Geoffrey Rush). The school is strict and after he takes the rap for his friends over stolen food and drink, he skips out on the school and heads back to get with Rosie. Along the way he meets a drifter who is actually his uncle Tadpole (Ernie Dingo) who joins him. They meet a hippie couple (including Missy Higgins) who help him get back and also a loose woman (Deborah Mailman) who may have her way with Willie before he gets to Rosie. All the while, the priest is in desperate pursuit. Look, I'm no fan of musicals and this movie was fairly popular with local audiences but I just couldn't with this movie. The plot is so cheesy and then the ending is such a steaming pile of horse shit. It is so cringeworthy, that I was embarrassed to watch it. I get all the cultural harmony stuff but the ending is just flat out patronising.
No nudity in Bran Nue Dae but there's a scene with Missy Higgins in a bikini which you can find here.
Cedar Boys
Sydney crime drama where three young Lebanese/Australian men Tarik (Les Chantery), Sam (Waddah Sari) and Nabil (Buddy Dannoun) are all looking to get ahead in life. Tarik works as a mechanic on a pitiful wage but when he sees a girl he likes in Amie (Rachael Taylor) and her friend enter a club Lebanese men are routinely barred from entering, he decides to change that and ends up talking to her and then later going to a party with them. Nabil notices that at a flat where he cleans, drug dealers are using it and tries to get the others in on stealing what they hide in the flat. But after finally convincing Tarik, they find nothing until a bit of luck scores them five bags of ecstasy worth half a million. So they steal the drugs, dob in the dealers and sells the drugs. Easy. Well a gang headed by Cassar (Daniel Amalm) and Mathew (Martin Henderson) come with a vengeance that will end in tragedy. OK crime drama working in similar areas to another movie released this year in The Combination that's basically a morality tale about getting in too deep with easy money.
No real nudity in Cedar Boys but Rachael Taylor has a nip slip in a 'stripping' scene.
Collages and HD videos from Cedar Boys are available here. This was one of the first movies I capped off Bluray so it might need a redo at some stage.
Rachael Taylor in Cedar Boys
Closed for Winter
Adelaide-made drama (well represented in this update) where Elise (Natalie Imbruglia) is haunted by the disappearance of her sister Frances (Danielle Catanzariti from Hey Hey It's Esther Blueberger) but she's not the only one. Elise decides to finally introduce her forward boyfriend Martin (Daniel Frederiksen) to her mother Dorothy (Deborah Kennedy) who has never gotten over Frances's disappearance and obsessively searches newspapers for any mention of her. Well the meeting goes badly and then Dorothy hurts herself in a fall and Elise has to spend more time with her while friend local doctor John (Tony Martin) helps out. But Elise goes down a deeper hole in trying to find out what happened to her sister and while it leads to a revelation, it's not the one she's expecting but it might finally lead to her letting go. Hard-to-watch movie as it goes around in circles chasing it's own tail obsessively and feels about as close as you'll probably get to how someone feels when someone in their life vanishes. It's repetition and lack of plot-forwarding details is probably the movie's undoing and even at barely 75 minutes the movie is a tough watch.
No real nudity in the movie but there's a scene where Natalie Imbruglia does some demure nude modelling which you can find below. Rare acting role post-Neighbours for Natalie, basically this, Johnny English and a bunch of indies in the mid-2010s.
Natalie Imbruglia in Closed for Winter
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Coffin Rock
South Australian stalker thriller about a couple Jessie (Lisa Chappell) and Rob (Robert Taylor) who are trying to conceive a child but they are struggling and it looks like it's the fault of the husband. While at the clinic the receptionist, a young man Evan (Sam Parsonson), spies the couple and decides to follow them back to their home town, a fishing town. Evan gets a job at the fishery, then he befriends the wife with the help of a joey he saves. After a drunken night cursing her husband, Jessie has sex with Evan but immediately regrets it, except she falls pregnant. Evan now wants in with Jessie and he will do anything to be with her and their child. OK stalker thriller with an unusual setting for these sorts of movies. It takes a while to get going but once Evan starts his rampage it heats up quickly.
No real nudity in Coffin Rock although there's brief side-boob from Lisa Chappell. I've remade the videos in HD and you can find them below. Previous collages from the movie are available here.
Lisa Chappell in Coffin Rock
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More to come.
Tags: Emma Booth, Viva Bianca, Natalie Imbruglia, Lisa Chappell
17/11/2024
Australian/New Zealand movies: 2008 part 3
The final update for 2008 features decent debut nudity from Teresa Palmer in Restraint and Jessica Marais in Two Fists, One Heart plus some good nude scenes in Salvation, Takoyaki City and Ten Empty. Also featured is the first ever movie Margot Robbie appeared in: Vigilante.
2008
Ozferatu
Low budget horror movie where three couples are given an exclusive dinner at a house in the middle-of-nowhere by a bunch of oddballs. The couples wonder why they have been invited for the evening as they don't know one another and it turns out that the oddballs are a bunch of cannibal vampires and they are the ones having a feast. After bumping off the doctor and making a meal of his wife, the others try to escape the house only to find there is no escape. But before the feast, the oddballs are going to play with their food. Pretty low rent stuff, an interesting set-up but no idea how to make the movie interesting beyond that so we end up with numerous thwarted escape attempts and a bunch of scenes where the oddballs are just teasing those invited before they feast on them. Probably the best thing about the movie is the title and even then there's only a tentative link to it. Might've worked better as a comedy.
No nudity in Ozferatu but I've made a video from the movie which you can find below.
Bree Billington in Ozferatu
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Playing for Charlie
Drama about a talented junior rugby union player Tony (Jared Daperis) who is on the verge of playing for the state of Victoria except he has a major issue that may stop that from happening. He has to look after his baby sister because his MS suffering mother Paula (Jodie Rimmer) works nights but that is when the Victorian squad trains. It's hard enough to make the team if you are not from a private school but this may end any hope he has. Tony is not going to die wondering so he tries his best with the help of his shonky half brother and his dedicated school coach Joe (Shane Connor) who wants him to succeed. OK movie with a good story and solid performances, probably the first Australian movie about rugby union and its focus on a state where it's not prominently played in Victoria is an interesting choice (more of a New South Wales/Queensland sport). An early role for Rhiannon Fish playing a friend of Tony's.
No nudity in Playing for Charlie but there's a brief underwear scene featuring New Zealand actress Jodie Rimmer available here.
Restraint
Thriller about two lovers Ron (Travis Fimmel) and Dale (Teresa Palmer) who are fugitives from the law and end up at a house inhabited by the agoraphobic Andrew (Stephen Moyer). They decide to hole up at the house holding Andrew hostage as they rummage around his hoarder style house that are full of remnants of a previous relationship Andrew had and laments that it's over. A power struggle for the loyalty of Dale breaks out between Ron and Andrew after he offers Ron and Dale a sum of money that can only be gotten with the help of Andrew's lost love, who remarkably looks like Dale. Ron is greedy and the police are closing in but who really has control of the situation. Not a bad three hander where the power dynamic shifts between the captors and captive although the ending feels like it goes too far in the unbelievable direction.
A few decent nude scenes from Teresa Palmer plus an extended scene off the DVD.
You can find a synopsis with collages and HD videos from Restraint here. A preview is below.
Teresa Palmer in Restraint
Salvation
Second last Paul Cox movie, a drama about Barry (Bruce Myles) who visits sex worker Irina (Natalia Novikova) who is a Russian immigrant and it changes his life. Barry is married to prominent TV evangelist Gloria (Wendy Hughes) who runs Barry's life so he finds comfort and his faith again through his visits to Irina and after a while they fall for one another. Irina's pimp Anton (Alex Menglet) starts hassling her then steals her passport and Barry decides to go the extra mile to save Irina from Anton's influence. A bit more straightforward than the usual Paul Cox movie and the movie basically turns into a noir thriller in the third act. Has his usual themes of art and love but they are less prominent here. Probably ends up being one of his more accessible movies. Not bad but it's basically a dressed up 'hooker with a heart of gold' movie and it's stabs at TV evangelism are pretty rote.
Natalia Novikova shows her breasts while lying on a couch.
You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Salvation here. A preview is below.
Natalia Novikova in Salvation
Scorched
Channel 9 telemovie set in 2012 where there's extreme water restrictions and an indefinite drought in Australia. Then the bushfires start and the suburbs of Sydney come under threat and we follow a number of people who are either working to stop the fires or their homes or lives are under threat. OK drama that never really goes beyond the usual clichés.
No nudity in Scorched but this was a multimedia event so there was a bunch of vlogs done by a peripheral character in the movie played by Kate Bell. In a couple of them she is wearing a bikini and I've made a video which is available below.
Kate Bell in Scorched
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A Song of Good (NZ)
Drama about Gary (Gareth Reeves) who lives with his sister Rachel (Danielle Cormack), father Ron (Ian Mune) and her son. One day he breaks into a house and when found out by the resident, he ends up raping them. Gary is shocked by what he's done so he tries to go straight including getting a job as a burger joint. But it becomes increasingly hard for him to escape his past. A more 'polished' effort than the director's previous movie Christmas but definitely still a whole lot of depression porn. It does have an interesting ending though that almost redeems it.
You can find a synopsis with videos from A Song of Good here. A preview is below.
Darien Takle in A Song of Good
The Square
Tense thriller where construction manager Raymond (David Roberts) is having an affair with the younger Carla (Claire van der Boom) using the excuse of walking their dogs to meet up. One day Carla spies her tow truck owning Smithy (Anthony Hayes) hiding a bag of cash in the laundry and when curiosity gets the better of Carla and she hatches a plan to steal the money, burn down the house to hide the money's absence and run off with Raymond. Easy! Raymond enlists the help of firebug Billy (Joel Edgerton) and his girlfriend Lily (Hanna Mangan Lawrence) to burn the house down and everything goes to plan until it turns out that Smithy's mother didn't go to the Christmas party they were using as an alibi and she perishes in the fire despite Ray attempting to call it off. Things spiral out-of-control fast as Billy wants more money for killing someone, someone else is blackmailing Ray and Smithy's friend Leonard (Brendan Donoghue) seems to know a whole lot more about it than he should. When Leonard accidentally dies, Ray buries him where they are about put to concrete but it's never the right time to finish the concreting job. Then more people find out like his friend Jake (Peter Phelps) and Smithy is getting mighty suspicious and closer to working it out. Ray has gotten himself into a mess he's going to have to wallow in and it's not getting better. Decent thriller from the Edgerton brothers (Nash Edgerton's feature directorial debut after some popular shorts) where the lead character just keeps burying himself deeper into trouble but somehow keeps his head above water until he can't any longer. Lots of twists, maybe too many but the movie is densely layered and there's always something coming up to put Ray on the back foot. There's even a shark in the river...
No nudity in The Square but I've made a new HD video from the movie featuring a couple of sexy scenes from Claire van der Boom which is available below. Previous collages and a deleted scene are available here.
Claire van der Boom in The Square
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Takoyaki City
Only been able to find a 10 minute segment of this winner of the Optus 180 competition but it does contain a couple of nude scenes which makes me wonder if there's any more in the rest of the movie.
Both Brigette Paroissien and Danger 5's Amanda Simons have brief nudity in the telemovie.
You can find videos from Takoyaki City here. A preview is below.
Brigette Paroissien in Takoyaki City
Amanda Simons in Takoyaki City
The Tender Hook
aka The Boxer and the Bombshell
1920s set drama where Iris (Rose Byrne) is in a relationship with English alcohol bootlegger McHeath (Hugo Weaving) but he treats her like crap. Then McHeath introduces Iris to his new boxing protégé Art (Matthew Le Nevez) and she falls head over heels for him and they have a clandestine relationship. But when McHeath asks Art to throw a bout so he can get a later title bout, Art has a decision to make which may unveil that he's having it off with Iris. Major flop on release despite it's two well-known leads not helped by the movie being not that great, another boring love triangle with no real passion or consequence.
Brief nudity from Pia Miranda including a nip slip.
You can find a synopsis with collages and HD videos from The Tender Hook here. A preview is below.
Pia Miranda in The Tender Hook
Ten Empty
Dysfunctional family melodrama where Elliot (Daniel Frederiksen) arrives back in the family home in Adelaide after 10 years only to walk back straight into the hell he left. Not much has changed in town including with old friends and lovers and he's still arguing with his father Ross (Geoff Morrell). He hooks back up with old flame Bernadette (Blazey Best) while his brother Brett (Tom Budge) has been diagnosed with a mental illness just like his mother and he's become suicidal and withdraws from the world. Elliot is going to wonder why he bothered coming home again. By-the-numbers dysfunctional family melodrama, people yell, hash it out and something big happens but nothing really changes. Boy there's a lot of yelling in this movie.
Blazey Best shows her breasts during a sex scene.
You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Ten Empty here. A preview is below.
Blazey Best in Ten Empty
Two Fists, One Heart
Perth-made drama about an amateur boxer Anthony (Daniel Amalm) who has a tumultuous relationship with his father/coach Joe (Ennio Fantastichini) to the extent that the boxer wants to take a backward step away from boxing, much to his father's annoyance. After a bust up between the two, Anthony leaves home and Joe compensates by training a hot-headed boxer Nico (Rai Fazio) and even lets him live in Anthony's old room. Anthony falls for Kate (Jessica Marais) and they live together with her comedian brother Tom (Tim Minchin) but she has a problem with Anthony's propensity for violence and dumps him after he gets involved in a street brawl. After Nico gets a better offer from a rival trainer, Anthony and Joe find a way to get back together. Pretty good drama with some good boxing scenes, nothing special but a fairly easy watch.
Nudity from Jessica Marais in her debut movie.
You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Two Fists, One Heart here. A preview is below.
Jessica Marais in Two Fists, One Heart
Valentine's Day
ABC telemovie where Ben Valentine (Rhys Muldoon) gets in trouble with the law in a small Victoria country town and he is strangely mistaken for a famous Australian Rules footballer of the same name (don't they have TV in the country). He is sentenced to community service which he does by coaching the struggling local team who are about to be booted out of the competition or forced to merge with a prominent rival who will envelope them. Well Ben is reluctant at first but then gets right into the coaching role and life in town including getting into a relationship with local girl Mel (Freya Stafford). Can Ben get the team to win their next few games and save the town's only joy? Well they have to beat their despised rivals in the final game to save themselves. Ticks off every cliché in the book but as far as no fuss entertainment goes it's alright without setting the world alight. Still can't get over how no-one knew what a famous footballer looks like...
No nudity in Valentine's Day but there's a sexy scene featuring Freya Stafford which you can find collages and a video of here.
Vigilante
Gold Coast set action thriller where a balaclava wearing man in black stalks the streets putting criminals and layabouts in their place. Previously, a self-made millionaire Luke (Robert Díaz) has just proposed to his girlfriend Cassandra (Margot Robbie on debut) and celebrates with a late night picnic at a park. They are met by a bunch of hooligans who decide to attack them, beating the man to an inch of his life and killing (and possibly raping) Cassandra. Luke is devastated then he is encouraged by Alex (Kazuya Wright) and his love of The Punisher and also by his physical therapist/martial arts instructor to get revenge on society. He ultimately gets his revenge on his attackers, one of whom Mako (Christian Radford) is unrealistically psychotic. Low rent action thriller that flagrantly rips off better movies (mostly The Punisher) although it does have some OK action scenes but that doesn't make up for some pretty awful acting. Hard-to-believe that Robbie would go on to be one of the biggest star in the world after this poor movie.
No nudity in Vigilante but there's a few sexy scenes available in collage and video form here.
The Ruins
I've decided to make a brief mention of this American horror movie which is technically Australian, it was made here but barely has anything else that identifies it as Australian. There's a bit of nudity from Laura Ramsey and some sexy scenes from Jena Malone which you can find collages and videos of here.
As always there's a bunch of movies that had nothing to cap including war drama The Tumbler, crime thrillers Cactus and Punishment, crime dramas Blue Lies and Mates, female led drama Four of a Kind, male led drama Men's Group, depressing drama Bitter & Twisted, Project Greenlight movie The View from Greenhaven, Indian co-production Singh Is Kinng, war drama Broken Sun, international drama The Children of Huang Shi, surfing mockumentary Kookman, low budget comedy Dead Man Drinking, gay romantic comedy Performance Anxiety, shore leave drama Three Blind Mice, docudrama Tao of the Traveller, last man on Earth drama 1 and 0 nly, mystery telemovies Emerald Falls and The Informant, drama about the Tasmanian cannibal The Last Confession of Alexander Pearce, Cambodian horror co-production The Red Sense and animated movie $9.99.
There's also a number of New Zealand movies with nothing to cap including oddball comedy Dean Spanley, comedy Show of Hands, dramas Taking the Waewae Express and Second-Hand Wedding, earthquake thriller Aftershock, kids movie The Sword, the Wand and the Stone, comedy Flat Life and there is brief nudity from extras in the Vincent Ward directed historical docudrama Rain of the Children but not really worth capping.
I wasn't able to find the following movies: Addiction, Among Dead Men, Cannibal Suburbia, Crushed, Dead Country, Dream Life, Green Fire Envy, Hard Heat, Heron's Story, The Horror Vault, Katusha, The Life o'Simon Lovely Scary Wolves, Lovers, M, Offing David, Onshinfutsu, Pink Teddy, The Plex, The Project, Space Pimp, Sticks & Stones, Under a Red Moon, Verite, Zombie Outbreak Response Team and Zyco Rock. I also wasn't able to find the New Zealand movies Apron Strings and Eyes of Love.
Tags: Bree Billington, Claire van der Boom, Kate Bell
14/11/2024
Australian/New Zealand movies: 2008 part 2
Just a little bit of nudity in this update including extensive extra nudity from a body double in I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer and some good scenes in the sex farce Mortal Fools and surfing drama Newcastle.
2008
Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger
Coming-of-age comedy where Esther Blueberger (Danielle Catanzariti) is an outsider at her all girl's school while it's not much better at home with her parents Grace (Essie Davis) and Osmond (Russell Dykstra) with her only ally being her equally weird twin brother Jacob (Christian Byers). Then Esther meets Sunni (Keisha Castle-Hughes) and everything changes for the better. She skips school and starts going to the public school with Sunni as a 'Swedish exchange student' and starts hanging out with Sunni's friends. She manages to trick her parents and her school and even becomes friendly with Sunni's mother Mary (Toni Collette). But as Esther's fortunes rise, Sunni becomes jealous and things begin to unravel between them which will lead to tragedy but also a new beginning. Strange movie with a weird tone that is supposed to be for teenage girls but also has a weird way of exploring teenage sexuality that might go over it's audience's heads. The plot goes down some weird roads and eventually ends with a needless tragedy. There's a few laughs and Catanzariti is good in the lead but this is a odd movie.
No nudity in Hey Hey It's Esther Blueberger but there's a scene where Toni Collette dances at a strip club which I've remade in slightly better quality and you can find below. Previous collages are available here.
Toni Collette in Hey Hey It's Esther Blueberger
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The Horseman
Queensland-made revenge thriller where Christian (Peter Marshall) decides to overcome his pain for the loss of his daughter Jesse (Hannah Levien) by torturing and killing everyone involved with the porn movie she made where she was given the heroin that killed her. Using his job as a pest controller to help get access to the video's participants, Christian cuts his way through suppliers, directors and actors until he gets down to Derek (Brad McMurray), who looks to be behind her death. Along the way, he picks up a hitchhiker Alice (Caroline Marohasy) who is running away from her own problems. Very thin story but the real highlight of The Horseman is it's fights which are frequent and very well done, better than most Hollywood productions and quite brutal at times. A very good movie with the only thing stopping it from being a great movie is the lack of a story.
No nudity in The Horseman but I've made a video from the movie which you can find here.
I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer
Horror comedy where a killer dressed as a batter returns to Australia to pick off the members of his school cricket team who bullied him mercilessly. In an idea so dumb it can only happen in a horror movie, the remaining members of the team are brought together to be protected in a remote country house by the investigating detectives including a woman from Scotland Yard. Wouldn't you know it, the killer finds them and uses weapons made from cricket equipment to slaughter the remaining members of the team one-by-one. For a movie that has a perfectly silly concept and a decent parody name, the movie is surprisingly devoid of comedy unless you consider oft-used sexist and gay jokes as the height of comedy. Not even funny, ridiculous deaths. And the horror side of things is by-the-number boredom, everyone is told to stay in the house but then they just leave one-by-one and no-one seems to notice or care when they go missing until they bother to do a head count. Should've been way funnier than this disappointment.
There's is nudity in the movie in a body double shower scene performed by Ariana Starr which should've been played for laughs but is nothing but washing of her body. I've also included the complete version that was included on the DVD which goes for over two minutes and features further nudity.
You can find a synopsis with videos from I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer here. A preview is below.
Ariana Starr in I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer
Jinx Sister (NZ)
Drama about a woman Laura (Sara Wiseman) who has moved to LA to get away from her past but after waking up in an alley drunk and smelling of sex, she wonders where her life is going. So Laura goes home and tries to reconnect with her sister Mairie (Rachel Nash) but struggles to do so as she believes she is a jinx because of past events (including her possibly causing her mother's death). She checks into a hotel where she meets Sam (Jarod Rawiri) who she begins a relationship with although it seems distant at first. Mairie decides to seek her out and they reconnect and Laura then moves in with Mairie and her family. Then Mairie's pregnancy has complications which Laura believes it is her fault and has to decide whether she will run away again or stay and break her jinx. Solid but fairly undemanding drama with a good lead performance from Sara Wiseman. Not much to the movie but works well within it's limitations although I think Laura's rise to responsibility comes out-of-nowhere just to tie the movie up.
Brief nudity from Sara Wiseman.
You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Jinx Sister here. A preview is below.
Sara Wiseman in Jinx Sister
Kissing Paris
Drama about a Melbourne woman Claire (Natalie Vella) who decides to leave her partner Andrew (John Forman) to do what she's always wanted to do: spend an indefinite amount of time living in Paris. Inspired by letters she has from someone who has done the same, she lives in Paris and decides to check out the sights, occasionally meeting men who she has brief dalliances with but not really connecting with anyone. She takes a job a translator to help extend her time in Paris then one day she meets Paris (Remi Jaladieu) on a train and connects with him but he leaves to catch another train and Claire loses him in the confusing tunnels. She decides to wait at the station in the vain hope of finding him again. Not much to this movie, a lot of waiting around for something to happen coupled with an occasional reading of one of the letters she has with her. Doesn't really go anywhere and ends in a whimper that feels like her over a year long stay in Paris was for not much at all.
Natalie Vella briefly shows her breasts. A video is available below.
Natalie Vella in Kissing Paris
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Lake Mungo
Fictional documentary about the death of Alice Palmer (Talia Zucker), who drowned herself in a local dam. Her family struggle to get on with life and then her brother Mathew (Martin Sharpe) sees that Alice makes an appearance in a video he shot at the family home then she also starts appearing in photos from various people. This gives the family hope she's still alive, particularly her mother June (Rosie Traynor) who enlists the help of a psychic Ray Keremy (Steve Jodrell) to find Alice. It turns out that the truth is a bit more complicated than that. A well done movie that uses the documentary format extremely well to create an interesting mystery. There's some genuinely strange moments that work and apart from a few minor missteps, mostly involving a dalliance with sleazy neighbours, it is a very fine movie.
Brief nudity from Tamara Donnellan in a grainy sex tape.
You can find a synopsis with HD videos from Lake Mungo here. A preview is below.
Tamara Donnellan in Lake Mungo
Long Weekend
aka Nature's Grave
Remake of the 1978 environmental horror movie, the second and so far last of the Australian movies directed by horror director Jamie Blanks. Peter (Jim Caviezel) and Carla (Claudia Karvan) go for a weekend away to the beach but their marriage is hanging by a thread. At the beach, they bicker and treat the environment with contempt but this ain't no ordinary environment; this one fights back against the couple. The 70s original is quaint and dated now but it had a superb idea ahead of it's time. The remake doesn't quite hit the heights of that movie but the idea is so good that it's hard to stuff it up. Strangely, Caviezel and Karvan would play a couple again in the 2019 terror thriller Infidel, a rare non-Australian outing for Karvan suggesting that it may have been Caviezel's choice to cast her.
No real nudity in Long Weekend but there's a few sexy scenes featuring Claudia Karvan which you can find collages and videos of here.
Malibu Shark Attack
Gold Coast-shot Canadian co-production set on an indistinct Malibu beach while looking like an Australian beach. Shark movie where an underwater earthquake unleashes a tsunami onto Malibu but that's the least of it's problems as it's also brought out supposedly extinct sharks who start attacking the beachgoers and entrap a group of lifeguards in their bungalow. Their only hope are a group of construction workers who have the means to save them but those sharks are real aggressive and love the taste of human flesh. Low-rent cheap looking shark movies are a dime-a-dozen on American TV, this one is no better or worse than the previous one but it does have a strange nastiness when it comes to butchering the sharks which I wasn't expecting. Not very TV friendly...
No real nudity in this movie, a couple of brief side-boob scenes but also Chelan Simmons spends 90% of the movie in a bikini top and shorts playing the usual blonde bimbo and Sonya Salomaa is in a bathing suit. Sadly Peta Wilson is in a singlet for the entire movie. So there's long videos of the two of them from the movie below.
Chelan Simmons in Malibu Shark Attack
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Sonya Salomaa in Malibu Shark Attack
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Brooke Cullen in Malibu Shark Attack
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The Map Reader (NZ)
Drama where Michael (Jordan Selwyn) is a shy 16 year-old who lives with his shut-in alcoholic mother Amelia (Rebecca Gibney) and ever since he was a kid, he's been obsessed with maps. This is mainly because he wants to find his father who his mother doesn't give any time to and won't tell him about. With his 'friends', they spy happy-go-lucky blind girl Mary (Bonnie Soper) including while she is in the shower. They are joined by schoolmate Alison (Mikaila Hutchinson), who bares the brunt of sexist gibes from Michael's friends but he pays no mind to them and becomes friends with Alison. One day, Amelia invites Michael and an old friend to dinner who brings her daughter Mary with her and she takes a shine to Michael, so much so that Mary seduces Michael. He tries to be with her but Mary only wants a fling. Alison encourages Michael to see the world and after an incident with her father, she gives him a box full of money and tells him to never come back. A fairly stock-standard coming-of-age story that is mostly effective although the ending is a bit of puzzle which I have no idea what it is going for as the movie is pretty straightforward up until then.
No nudity in The Map Reader but there's a video of Bonnie Soper in the shower almost showing something available here.
Monkey Puzzle
aka Enter the Wild
Low budget drama about five friends Carl (Ben Geurens), Dylan (Ryan Johnson), Pippa (Ella Scott Lynch), Zac (Socratis Otto) and Toni (Billie Rose Prichard) who go on a hiking trip to find a tree affectionately named 'Monkey Puzzle' because monkeys find it impossible to climb it's bizarre make-up. Well along the way they lose the map, have their food eaten by animals and that's when they have to survive their own stupidity and long-held grievances. OK movie but the best that could be said about it is that at least it's not a horror movie which these type of movies tend to be.
Anyway in 2018, Monkey Puzzle was rebadged as an American horror movie called Enter The Wild where the only difference was the title. I wonder how many horror fans were fooled by this...
No nudity in Monkey Puzzle but there's a few videos from the movie available here.
Mortal Fools
Sex farce loosely based on A Midsummer Night's Dream where couple Helen (Kaitlyn Cox) and Alex (Charles Kevin) host a housewarming party in their new palatial house and invite Helen's ex Dimi (Jai Koutrae) and struggling actress Jen (Melanie Armstrong) in an attempt to get them together and they also invite gay couple Nigel (Zach Lee) and Eddie (Dallas Palmer). Meanwhile, angels Danny (Lindsay Moss) and Suzanne (Sarah Campbell-Lambert) with magical avatar Robin (Amber Gokken) turn up to observe their behaviour without being seen by the party until Danny wants to cause a bit of mayhem. Well Dimi and Jen don't click so Danny gets Robin to zap Alex and make him fall in love with Jen which he promptly does in front of Helen and all hell breaks loose. The party goes from one hook-up to the next, mixing couples both straight and gay all the while disgusting Suzanne until Danny accidentally zaps her into reality and then everyone wants her and she barely escapes before an orgy can break out. Can normality be restored or is something else at play? Strange movie that goes nowhere for the first 25 minutes and then once the sex farce begins, the movie goes from 0-100 and is all sorts of fun before a bizarre third act twist which makes little sense and then ends in the most baffling way. Probably at it's best when sex breaks out as the rest is a bit of a bore.
Nudity from Melanie Armstrong and Kaitlyn Cox.
You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Mortal Fools here. A preview is below.
Melanie Armstrong in Mortal Fools
Kaitlyn Cox in Mortal Fools
Newcastle
Coming-of-age surfing movie set in Newcastle where teenage Jesse (Lachlan Buchanan) who has the ability to become a pro-surfer but is reminded by his older brother Victor's (Reshad Strik) failure that he has a long way to go. But after a weekend away with friends which ends in tragedy, it puts into perspective what his future may be. Pretty standard stuff here except there's a homosexual overtone to the movie which is rare for the surfer movie that is also embellished by surprisingly plentiful male nudity throughout the movie. It also has the most bizarre masturbation scene I've ever seen because I swear to you, the character wanks to surfing.
There's not just male nudity in Newcastle as there's a fairly decent nude scene from Debra Ades as she has sex with a bloke. She also has a nice bikini scene plus Rebecca Breeds also has some bikini scenes.
You can find a synopsis with collages and HD videos from Newcastle here. A preview is below.
Debra Ades in Newcastle
No Through Road
Perth-made suburban thriller where Richard (James Helm) is a photographer who arrives home after a day of taking photos and finds a local drug addict Samantha (Megan Palinkas) taking refuge in his house. He reluctantly decides to help her but then a group of menacing men arrive on his doorstep looking for her. Richard holds them off but the men can sense that she's around so he enlists the help of his friend Ned (George Shevtsov) as a go-between to help solve the situation. But when the men execute Ned, things become desperately serious for both Richard and Samantha as they fight for their lives. Surprisingly efficient thriller that's a bit clunky because of it's budget but is fairly tense throughout.
Sort-of nudity from Megan Palinkas as we briefly see the side of her breast as she tends to a wound. I've remade the video in HD below.
Megan Palinkas in No Through Road
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Still more to come.
Tags: Toni Collette, Natalie Vella, Chelan Simmons, Sonya Salomaa, Brooke Cullen, Bree Billington
11/11/2024
Australian/New Zealand movies: 2008 part 1
Not a lot of nudity in part 1 of the 2008 update but there's some good nude scenes in the martial arts thriller Death Bet, South African shot drama Disgrace and Tasmanian horror movie Dying Breed.
2008
Acolytes
Thriller where three school kids Mark (Sebastian Gregory), Chasely (Hanna Mangan-Lawrence) and James (Joshua Payne) play hooky from school and while walking through the local forest they find a dead body. Instead of going to the police they decide to find the killer themselves and come across Ian (Joel Edgerton) who turns out to be a serial killer. In an incredibly dumb move, they decide to extort the serial killer into killing Gary (Michael Dorman), a man who has been tormenting the trio including assaulting the two boys and is just out of jail. Not a bad movie although the story become less credible the longer it goes but there's enough going on to keep it interesting. Debut movie for Bella Heathcote as a Norwegian backpacker who is terrorised by the serial killer.
Brief nudity from Belinda McClory while in the bath.
You can find a synopsis with HD videos from Acolytes here. A preview is below.
Belinda McClory in Acolytes
Australia
Baz Luhrmann directed epic I haven't watched and maybe never will and I might be one of the few Australians that hasn't seen it. Weird fact: the movie was filmed twice which doubled the budget of the movie from $40 million to $80 million, most of which was covered by the weird tax break the government had for local movies at the time. Also re-edited into the TV series Faraway Downs which was released last year.
No real nudity in the movie but there's is a scene where Nicole Kidman shows some side-boob and maybe more.
You can find HD videos from Australia here. A preview is below.
Nicole Kidman in Australia
Belladonna
Polish co-production set for the most part in Melbourne and follows two narratives set in different times that are related. Luke (Todd MacDonald) is a doctor who is suffering from insomnia which is most likely caused by the pressure of his upcoming nuptials to Katherine (Kate Kendall). When he does get some sleep, he is having dreams set in the distant past about a Polish woman Jadwiga (Katia Mazurek) who is torn between her ailing husband and her lover. As his dreams unravel, Katherine is lost in preparations for the wedding while Luke is just feeling lost. Then he has a patient, Amelia (Katie Jean Harding), who looks strikingly like Jadwiga and he discovers that she has breast cancer. This brings him closer to Amelia and puts his marriage in jeopardy. Very artful look at a man trying to find meaning in his life during a chaotic period. Something interesting is going on here, maybe not wholly realised but seeing Luke is looking for something more in his life than the usual stuff and finding it in a non-sexual relationship with a woman he barely knows, is something you don't see often in movies.
Brief nudity from Polish actress Katia Mazurek plus Katie Jean Harding has a scene where she's covering her breasts with her arms. For much better nudity from Katie Jean check out the short Tender.
You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Belladonna here. A preview is below.
Katia Mazurek in Belladonna
Katie Jean Harding in Belladonna
The Black Balloon
Drama about a teenage boy Thomas (Rhys Wakefield) who is trying to deal with the circumstances he's living in. His family has just moved to a new town for his father's (Erik Thomson) job and his mother Maggie (Toni Collette) is pregnant with her third child while her other son Charlie (Luke Ford) is autistic and a handful for them all. At school, Thomas meets Jackie (Gemma Ward) and they fall for one another but Charlie becomes a problem which could put a potential relationship in jeopardy. Decent coming-of-age drama although I get the feeling the way Charlie's autism is handled might look a bit different now as it's very full on throughout the movie.
No nudity in The Black Balloon but I've made a few collages and HD videos from the movie which are available here.
Bloodspit
Low budget Troma distributed horror comedy where a family of vampires and weirdos headed by Count Blaughspich (Duke Hendrix) is hunted by a vampire hunter Dr. Ludvic (Leon Fish). Or something... The plot is pretty immaterial as the movie is just one revolting scene followed by another. The movie starts with Lloyd Kaufman dying on the toilet and the filmmakers eating his shit and it just never recovers from there. Deliberately shit and proud of it.
The only nudity is from an actress named Candy Whorehole playing a dead body but I've made a few videos from the movie which you can find below.
Zenda Markova in Bloodspit
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Spanky Doll in Bloodspit
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Strawberry Lane in Bloodspit
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Candy Whorehole in Bloodspit
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Crooked Business
Gold Coast based crime caper that owes a lot to Guy Ritchie. Two dopes Elmo (Teo Gebert) and Stevie (Firass Dirani) try to make fast money by selling fake watches. Then they sell to the wrong person and it sets off a series of events that piss off the English gang, the Chinese Triads, the Jewish gangs and the bikies. From the writer of Gettin' Square, not quite as good as that movie but playing in a similar toy box.
No nudity in Crooked Business but there's some collages and videos from the movie available here.
Death Bet
West Australian martial arts thriller about Justin (Kenny Low) who has returned back to his hometown for the quiet life but his past will never leave him. He takes a job with local scumbag Harris (Dean McAskil) who runs an exclusive bar that hosts underground cage fighting and trades in human trafficking. The real reason Justin is back is to be with his long-time lover Leelu (Tracey Baker) but she's become beholden to Harris after she kills her abusive lover. Justin doesn't want to fight but he's drawn into cage fighting at the insistence of Harris's offsider Sam (Kurtis Wakefield) who markets him as the Asian Sensation and Justin sees this as the only way he can help Leelu escape from Harris's clutches. By-the-numbers martial arts movie, not a whole lot of action but enough to get by and a pretty simple plot that never stretches beyond anything too taxing.
Hannah Moltoni shows her breasts during a sex scene.
You can find a synopsis with videos from Death Bet here. A preview is below.
Hannah Moltoni in Death Bet
Disgrace
Drama based on a book by Australian/South African author J.M. Coetzee that is set entirely in South Africa (although some of the movie was made in Australia). David (John Malkovich) is a professor at a Cape Town university who begins an affair with one of his students Melanie (Antoinette Engel) which sours after he takes it too far and causes him to lose his job. He decides not to fight the decision so he goes and lives with his estranged daughter Lucie (Jessica Haines) on her hobby farm. When the farm is robbed and Lucie is raped by a gang of black bandits, it puts David in the middle of a situation that he did not expect particularly when it turns out one of the rapists is the brother of the new wife of the co-habitant on the land. Good little movie that gets into the intricacies of post-Apartheid politics of South Africa that is bolstered by an excellent lead performance from Malkovich.
Brief nudity from South African actresses Jessica Haines, Antoinette Engel and Natalie Becker.
Previous collages from Disgrace can be found here. I've made new HD videos which are available below.
Jessica Haines in Disgrace
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Antoinette Engel in Disgrace
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Natalie Becker in Disgrace
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Dying Breed
Horror movie set in Tasmania where Irish zoologist Nina (Mirrah Foulkes) is convinced that the apparently extinct Tasmania tiger is still around and decides to find out for herself with her boyfriend Matt (Leigh Whannel) who gets his friend Jack (Nathan Phillips) to finance the expedition and he brings along his girlfriend Rebecca (Melanie Vallejo). Not welcomed by the locals, they head off and quickly find themselves in over their heads as it seems that some of the locals are descendants of the 'Pieman', a famous cannibal and they are continuing his ways, setting their sights on the four. But that's not all they want them for. OK horror movie that has it's limitations thanks to it's low budget but there's an interesting story that mixes two Tasmanian legends together. I do sometimes wonder if Tasmanians are sick of being portrayed the way they are on the screen and recently in TV shows and this movie definitely doesn't help.
Brief nudity from Melanie Vallejo.
You can find a synopsis with collages and HD videos from Dying Breed here. A preview is below.
Melanie Vallejo in Dying Breed
The Eternity Man
Light opera musical set post World War I about Arthur Stace (Grant Doyle) who is a degenerate alcoholic whose sister Myrtle (Christa Hughes) runs the local illegal brothel. Well, he finds religion and sobers up and then starts to spread hope around Sydney by writing the word 'Eternity' in chalk around town particularly at places struck with debauchery. This becomes a symbol for the city of Sydney even as he begins to be overwhelmed by his experiences during the war. Directed by Julien Temple of The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle fame (also father of Juno), the music is mostly forgettable and definitely for those who are into musicals, which I aren't.
There's brief nudity from Jean Taylor, Safari Lee and Naomi Spilsbury.
Jean Taylor in The Eternity Man
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Safari Lee in The Eternity Man
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Naomi Spilsbury in The Eternity Man
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The Gates of Hell
Horror movie where a film crew goes to a remote property that used to be an orphanage to make a cheapie horror movie. Led by the director Kyle (Michael Piccirilli), his assistant Leah (Samantha Noble) and cameraman (Bradley Tomlinson) and starring lovers Dylan (Christian Clark) and Maddy (Amy Beckwith), they begin filming after illegally entering the property and break into the old house which looks great apart from the cobwebs. Inside the house they find an audio tape where someone dictates their last words before committing suicide including saying that he is ashamed of giving up his child. That night as they camp outside, the killings start and as the cast and crew are killed off one by one, the horrifying truth about the place becomes very clear. Even at 69 minutes plus 10 minutes of credits(!), this movie feels too long. All bar one of the cast is dead by 50 minutes then there's an overwrought explanation to why this is happening that still doesn't explain much. There's also another character who turns up for no other reason than to perform a prank and be slaughtered and that seems out of step with the rest of the movie amazingly. Unsurprisingly never released in Australia.
Brief peeks of nudity from Amy Beckwith, most are so brief if you blink, you'll miss it.
You can find a synopsis with a video from The Gates of Hell here. A preview is below.
Amy Beckwith in The Gates of Hell
More to come.
Tags: Zenda Markova, Spanky Doll, Strawberry Lane, Candy Whorehole, Sundae Swirl, Jessica Haines, Antoinette Engel, Natalie Becker, Jean Taylor, Safari Lee, Naomi Spilsbury
07/11/2024
Australian/New Zealand movies: 2007 part 3
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