Australian and New Zealand Actress Nude Guide September 2024

 

29/09/2024

Australian/New Zealand movies: 2004 part 1

A quite good year with a good mix of movies with a fair bit of nudity and movies that have one or two decent scenes. This update features good nudity in Defenceless: A Blood Symphony and Paul Cox's Human Touch.

2004

Aussie Park Boyz

Perth made low budget action rip-off of The Warriors. Pep (Joe Murabito) heads the Aussie Park Boyz out of Osborne Park, a group of mostly Italian-Australians, who go around picking fights for money against other rag tag gangs in the area. Pep vouches for Cam (director Nunzio La Bianca), a hothead who thinks with his fists rather than his head. The two are sent to a drug deal by local kingpin Big Jimmy (James Mercanti), but it goes wrong and Cam beats a guy to death. Pep and Cam are arrested on the spot and serve 16 months in prison where they barely survive the Maori run prison. Two years after their release, Pep and Cam and a bunch of Aussie Park Boyz head across town to get some tickets where they are spotted by the brother of the man Cam beat to death and the brother goes ballistic. He sets up a plan to frame Cam for the rape of the head of the Maori gang's girl so that they can get him. That's the least of the Aussie Park Boyz problems because every gang in the area wants a piece of the them. It's going to be a long night. Poorly made movie that takes forever to get going and when it does it's just a flagrant rip-off of The Warriors, which is the only reason to watch this movie.

Brief nudity from Amy Stuart as she cleans herself up after being raped and an unknown woman shows her breasts.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Aussie Park Boyz here. A preview is below.

Amy Stuart in Aussie Park Boyz

    

 

Unknown in Aussie Park Boyz

    

 

 

Big Reef

Ooof, struggling to remember this Channel 9 telemovie. A pilot set on the Gold Coast and there's a gratuitous bikini scene from Madeleine West. I get the feeling nothing else from the movie is worth remembering because it did not go to series.

No nudity in Big Reef but there's some sexy stuff from Madeleine West in her first post-Neighbours role, which you can find here.

 

 

The Brush-Off

Second of two telemovies based on the Melbourne-set comedy/mystery novels of Shane Maloney and adapted by comedian John Clarke. Murray Whelan (David Wenham) is a fixer for Labor Party minister Angelo Agnelli (Mick Molloy) who can't help but get into trouble. This time an artist has apparently drowned himself in the fountain outside the gallery and Murray is asked to investigate and finds that things are rotten in the art community. Apparently the artist was forging famous paintings and someone is making a packet out of it. Pretty watchable movie, played for laughs and there's more than a few. The plot is a bit convoluted but it doesn't really matter. Strangely this is directed by Sam Neill, the only time he directed a feature length movie. I'm assuming it's because he and John Clarke are old mates from back in New Zealand.

Heather Mitchell shows her bottom in one scene and then double Naome Ivushkov shows her bottom for Heather in another. Both scenes are available below.

Heather Mitchell in The Brush-Off

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The Crop

Oddball comedy set in 80s Queensland where bar owner Blade (George Elliot) is hurting because the police are cracking down on drunk driving and that's most of his business. So Blade decides to make a little extra cash growing dope with his mate Wack (Rhys Muldoon) and unsurprisingly turns out to be more than handful. Has a strange vibe as it seems to be going for something different but doesn't quite pull it off.

There's some strip club scenes featuring topless nudity but they are all wearing pasties with tassels over their nipples.

You can find a synopsis with videos from The Crop here. A preview is below.

Angela Lemaitre, Gayna Rowling and Rachel James in The Crop

    
    
    
    
    
    

 

 

Defenceless: A Blood Symphony

After a couple of forgettable erotic thrillers (with extensive nudity) in 2003, Mark Savage comes back with this weird silent revenge thriller. After her husband and then lover (Erin Walsh) are murdered by ruthless property developers, The Woman (Susanne Hausschmid) then becomes their target because of her opposition to a development on the beach that she loves. Well, she and her son are killed but 9 months later The Woman emerges from the surf a shell of her former self, found by a young girl (Bethany Fisher) who helps The Woman get her bearings although now The Woman is a cannibalistic dimwit. The girl's stepfather kills the girl and The Woman decides to get revenge then sets about finding out what happened to her and then enacts a nasty revenge on her killers. Interesting way to tell the age old revenge thriller but once The Woman dies, the movie gets increasingly silly and The Woman becomes a monster who inexplicably starts eating her victims organs. Her turning to cannibalism includes eating the remains of her husband which is so ridiculous, it's hard to take seriously anything that happens after that. Good idea, silly execution.

Susanne Hausschmid and Erin Walsh both show their breasts.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Defenceless: A Blood Symphony here. A preview is below.

Susanne Hausschmid in Defenceless: A Blood Symphony

    
    
    
    

 

Erin Walsh in Defenceless: A Blood Symphony

    
    

 

 

Dreams for Life

Slow-moving drama about middle aged Ellen (Maria Mercedes) who wants love but doesn't believe she deserves it. She seems to be pining over someone until she meets Martin (David Paterson), the son of a friend who is all grown up now and shows an interest in her. Ellen is reluctant to pursue a relationship but over time she convinces herself to go for it. It seems to go well until it comes time for sex and Ellen decides that maybe this has all gone a bit far. Then Stephen (Don Halbert), her lost love, comes back into her life. Molasses-paced movie and even at 75 minutes feels like an eternity not helped by Ellen's stubbornness to commit to anything.

Maria Mercedes briefly shows her pubic hair as she undresses for a bath. Videos from Dreams for Life are available below.

Maria Mercedes in Dreams for Life

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Floodhouse

50 minute drama where teenage Mara (Victoria Thaine) is told by her grandmother to go live with her father and sister on the outskirts of town. Her father Harry (Robert Menzies) is a bit of drip who struggles to maintain his dirt farm so Mara feels a need to visit her hippie mother Ava (Catherine McClements) who barely seems capable of doing anything either. Over time, Mara gets a crush on vagabond Herringbone John (Brendan Cowell) and this crush will cause all sorts of trouble during a party on a stormy night but it also might bring her closer to her mother. OK drama driven by a decent lead performance from Victoria Thaine who carries the movie quite well and proves why she was the go-to young actress for the next few years.

Catherine McClements shows her breasts in a couple of scenes as a clothing adverse hippie while Victoria Thaine has a few sexy scenes which you can find below.

Victoria Thaine in Floodhouse

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Catherine McClements in Floodhouse

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Fracture (NZ)

First of two movies released this year based on the novels of Maurice Gee. Brent (Jared Turner) robs houses but one day he is interrupted by a homeowner Ulla (Jennifer Ward-Lealand) who he kicks down the stairs as he escapes, knocking her out. Meanwhile his sister Leeanne (Kate Elliott) is bringing up her new son by herself which her religious mother (Miranda Harcourt) isn't happy about. She lives with Jody (Jay Saussey) and her abusive boyfriend Danny (Paul Glover), who has an eye on her. It turns out that Ulla is fighting for her life so her family get in touch with her father Howard (John Noble), a hot shot lawyer with political ambitions who is neck-deep in the trial of his brother Gordon (Alistair Browning), who has been absent from their lives since the divorce from her Ulla's mother Gwen (Liddy Holloway). At first, Brent is cocky about what happened but when his fence Mrs. Ponder (Brenda Kendall) works out that he's behind what happened, she threatens him and attempts to get him to go to Sydney. This starts Brent's descent into a personal hell which would lead to him becoming a shadow of his self. Brent's crime affects two families which will either bring them closer together or tear them apart. OK drama that has one large problem it struggles to overcome. The character of Brent may be the stupidest character I've ever seen. He does things that are incredibly nuts and it gets more ridiculous with everything he does. It's hard to believe that anyone could do the things he ends up doing. There are some good things mostly involving the victim's family but I just got more frustrated by Brent that I didn't even care by the end.

Brief side-boob from Kate Elliott.

You can find a synopsis with HD videos from Fracture here. A preview is below.

Kate Elliott in Fracture

    

 

 

The Garth Method

Low budget comedy where Garth (Gregory Pakis) is a struggling actor who misses out on all the roles, barely even getting an audition. After bundling up his agent, he finds out that he's not 'manly' and doesn't have much experience with women so he starts trying to hit on women and is completely unsuccessful. He finally loses his virginity to a stripper who takes an interest in him and things start to pick up acting wise as he lands a role in a big movie. He starts to bulk up for the role but overdoes it, ends up with insomnia then in hospital and finds out that the producers want a bigger name for his role. That tears it for Garth so over a week, he along with another struggling actor Lorna (Katrina Baylis) concoct a plan to make a movie where they force people at gunpoint to be in their movie and it goes about as well as expected. Cult hit back in the day and it plays like the small movie that could but ultimately the movie has a concept way to wild to express with its meagre budget and while the intentions are there, the skill to bring them out isn't. Still pretty watchable though.

No nudity in The Garth Method but there's a video from the movie available here.

 

 

Get Rich Quick

Comedy thriller where a struggling artist, a deadbeat gambler art dealer, an avant garde artist who's really a drug dealer, a junkie, another junkie who's just been released from prison, a sports star turned gangster and a gang of thieves all enter each other's path all because they want a lot of money quickly. It all culminates in a bank in Byron Bay. And it makes very little sense, if any. When Australian movies imitated Tarantino, it usually ended badly and by the time of this movie's release it was at least 5 years too late for that craze. Then there's baffling moments like the man just out of jail who decides to get rich quick by faking a funny video for Australia's Funniest Home Video show and ends up killing the bloke who's been made a fool and then just buries him at the beach(!). There's a surprisingly decent Australian cast for this low budget movie with a whole bunch of actors who are fairly well known like Jason Clarke, Anthony Hayes, Ben Oxenbould, Marshall Napier, Malcolm Kennard amongst others which suggests that this movie should've got some sort of release in Australia but it never has and the DVD I capped this from is a terrible US DVD.

Blazey Best briefly shows her breasts.

You can find a synopsis with videos from Get Rich Quick here. A preview is below.

Blazey Best in Get Rich Quick

    
    

 

 

Go Big

Light comedy telemovie where Gina (Justine Clarke) is fired from her telemarketing job by her stubborn boss so she goes for a drink only to be refused service for how she is dressed. She decides to spend her last dollars on a business suit to show up the bartender and while at the bar she meets brothers Ethan (Tom Long) and Lars (Leon Ford) who are play-acting being big shots so they can get investors in the company they've called 'Go Big'. Well despite being broke, Gina decides to join the brothers in making their company but after an investor dies during lunch, they decide to change tack and go after a big fish in Lachlan Murdoch Hamish Fitz-Herbert (Alex Dimitriades) and set about a plan to infiltrate his life and make it look like they belong in his world so that they can get his attention and hopefully invest in their company. Along the way, Gina and Ethan fall for one another and Hamish falls for their scheme and invests $100 million. There a big initial success but it turns out that it's all a set-up to dump rubbish companies on them at the behest of Hamish's ailing father and things go from bad to worse when it turns out Gina's loving parents mortgaged the house to invest in 'Go Big'. Something different for a telemovie, a rise-and-fall story about the little company that could that's pretty watchable and the three leads are very likeable particularly Gina. I didn't really understand all the business stuff but it doesn't really matter as it's a fun ride most of the way.

No nudity in Go Big but I've capped a couple of scenes featuring Justine Clarke below.

Justine Clarke in Go Big

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Hamlet X

Video installation of a movie that supposed to be Hamlet but after an hour I couldn't remember anything that happened so I gave up. Just a non-stop stream of consciousness and repetition that is indecipherable and completely unwatchable. No idea, none...

Brief flashes of repetitive nudity from Helen Hopkins and Shelley Lasica. Videos are below.

Helen Hopkins in Hamlet X

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Shelley Lasica in Hamlet X

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Human Touch

Paul Cox continues in Adelaide with this arty drama that follows Anna (Jacqueline McKenzie), the lead singer of a choir who comes to the attention of photographic artist Edward (Chris Haywood). She decides to model for him and he gives her money to go towards the choir who are about to tour China. This is fine until her struggling artist husband David (Aaron Blabey) sees the photos and starts to believe that Anna and Edward are having an affair, not helped by his friend George (Aden Young) fanning those flames. David questions their marriage and what she's doing with George. Anna agrees to a refresh of their marriage in France but comes into the attention of skeevy real estate agent Bernard (Simon McBurney). A bit saucier than usual Cox movie as it involves some nude modelling plus a bit of sexual frustration. Does have a pretty funny scene where Simon McBurney turns up as a Frenchman who goes too far with Anna so David stops at his shop and punches him in the face. There's also some creepy stuff too when George tells David to drug Anna to 'have sex' with her but chickens out after drugging her. Ooof...

Plentiful nudity from Jacqueline McKenzie throughout the movie plus Angela Noack shows her breasts in photos and now celebrity chef Poh Ling Yeow shows her breasts and top of her bottom during a massage scene.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Human Touch here. A preview is below.

Jacqueline McKenzie in Human Touch

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

 

Angela Noack in Human Touch

    
    

 

Poh Ling Yeow in Human Touch

    
    
    

 

 

In My Father's Den (NZ)

Second of the Maurice Gee adaptations, this time a searing drama/mystery. After spending many years as a war photojournalist Paul (English actor Matthew Macfadyen) returns to his old home town after his father's funeral. His religious brother Andrew (Colin Moy), who had to pick up the pieces after Paul left isn't happy to see him because he has to deal with his father's will although Paul isn't interested in anything from his father who he had a massive falling out with. Paul takes a job as a teacher at the local high school where he comes across Celia (Emily Barclay) who is interested in his work and they become friends but this gets them unwanted attention. Even more when Celia disappears and the town turns on Paul accusing him of her foul play. Celia's disappearance also forces him to relive his past and that he may actually be Celia's father. Extremely riveting drama and simply one of the best New Zealand movies ever made. Great performances from Macfayden and Barclay and a story that becomes more intriguing and horrifying by each revelation.

Brief nudity from Emily Barclay.

You can find a synopsis with collages and HD videos from In My Father's Den here. A preview is below.

Emily Barclay in In My Father's Den

    

 

More to come.

 

Tags: Heather Mitchell, Naome Ivushkov, Maria Mercedes, Victoria Thaine, Catherine McClements, Justine Clarke, Helen Hopkins, Shelley Lasica

 

26/09/2024

Australian/New Zealand movies: 2003 part 3

For the final update of 2003 there's extensive nudity in a couple of cheap Mark Savage soft-core erotic thrillers but apart from that the nudity in this update is relatively brief.

2003

Fishnet

First of the Mark Savage (Sensitive New Age Killer) soft-core erotic thrillers, this one is feeble thriller that is mostly just fairly pedestrian sex scenes. Nadia (Helen Hopkins) is unlucky in love because as soon as she falls for guy, he disappears without a trace. Not to worry, you can get another one. Then her 'friend' Lois (Susanne Hausschmid) arrives and stays with Nadia for a while and during that time they have a fling. Nadia wants to set up Lois with her missing lover's friend Royce (Tony Horton) but she seems more interested in Nadia. Then Royce arrives still mourning his wife and falls into the arms of Nadia which seemingly pisses off Lois. Then Royce is in mortal danger and Nadia has to work out who is killing her lovers. Hmmm... Well the plot is incidental to the copious amounts of sex and even that gets pretty boring after a while. Sensitive New Age Killer is a fun movie which looked to a promising future for Savage but he decided he'd rather make this forgettable trash.

Extensive nudity from Helen Hopkins and Susanne Hausschmid while Ashley Rae also shows her breasts. A number of videos from the movie feature below.

Helen Hopkins in Fishnet

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Helen Hopkins and Susanne Hausschmid in Fishnet

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Susanne Hausschmid in Fishnet

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Monika Santa in Fishnet

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Ashley Rae in Fishnet

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Prisoner Queen

First feature movie from cult Boronia filmmaker Timothy Spanos, outer suburban Melbourne's closest answer to John Waters. Alex (Tim Burns) is a wandering fool who becomes lost after his mother (Jude Kuring) tells him she's dying of cancer. So Alex's way to deal with it is to transform himself into a prison guard character from his favourite TV show Prisoner. Bizarre comedy ensues. Spanos's movies are an acquired taste mostly because they are extremely campy, some of which are fairly fun. This one is more than a little silly but isn't too bad plus there's a number of cameos from actresses who featured in Prisoner so fans of the show would probably like it.

Brief nudity from Jude Kuring who shows her breasts in a couple of scenes plus Jocelyn Gay also shows her breasts.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Prisoner Queen here. A preview is below.

Jude Kuring in Prisoner Queen

    
    

 

Jocelyn Gay in Prisoner Queen

    

 

 

The Rage in Placid Lake

Light comedy about Placid Lake (singer Ben Lee in his only movie role) who lives a 'strange' lifestyle with his hippie parents (Miranda Richardson and Garry McDonald). But when Placid finishes high school, he decides to rebel against his parents and become a normal person with a normal job. His best friend Gemma (Rose Byrne), a genius, tries to talk him out of it but also decides her own form of rebellion by dating dumb boys. So how long can Placid last before he goes back to his old life. A movie that desperately wants to be a satire about suburban conformity but never really hits any heights. Lee is OK as the unexpected lead but Rose Byrne pretty much steals the movie as the smart girl gone bad. This movie also dates itself when Claire Danes makes a cameo, who was dating Ben Lee at the time.

No nudity in The Rage in Placid Lake but there's a few sexy scenes available here.

 

 

Riverworld (NZ)

Sci-fi telemovie where astronaut Hale (Brad Johnson) is in the middle of a catastrophic failure in his spaceship when he wakes up naked in the sea off an island all by himself. Then a whole bunch of people join him and it seems as though they have all died and entered some sort of heaven as their younger selves. Except this isn't Heaven and they have to fend for themselves. It isn't long before Valdemar (Kevin Smith) takes over and starts turning the rest into prisoners and slaves. Hale forms a plan to escape with Alice (Emily Lloyd), Mali (Karen Holness) and an unfortunate alien Monat (Brian Moore) and when they do, they come across a man named Samuel Clemens (Cameron Daddo) who is building a riverboat with the help of Monat's expertise to escape. But Lucius (Jonathan Cake), who says that he was Emperor Nero in his past life and has fought his way to be Valdemar's right hand man through gladiatorial battles, is not about to let them escape. Interesting story that feels like it was gearing up for a TV series that never happened so it feels a bit underdone but there's enough going on to keep interest and the initial premise is intriguing.

The only nudity in Riverworld is from a bunch of extras in the arrival scene, There's also further sexy scenes from Emily Lloyd and Karen Holness, which you can find below.

Emily Lloyd in Riverworld

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Karen Holness in Riverworld

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Unknowns in Riverworld

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Skin & Bone (NZ)

Brutal sports drama about Seymour (Antony Starr, Homelander from The Boys) who's about to make it big in rugby but gets the rug pulled from under him and heads back home to play in the final game of the season for his struggling home town rugby team. Except this is one of the more darker interpretations of this scenario, actually it's incredibly fucked. One of the old team is a total psychopath who when he's not trying to knock out his captain, gets Seymour's city girlfriend Moira (Charmaine Guest) drunk and forces another bloke to rape her while she's passed out. And if that's not bad enough, the final game is an incredibly grim experience. The psychopath kicks the captain in the head and a fair amount of time goes into the local doctor (well I think he was...) thinking about drilling a hole in the captain's head. Anyway, the captain dies, the team is still 2 tries down and Seymour has walked away while the coach Tupper (Roy Billing) is sulking in the dressing room after finding out about the psychopath. Can they win the shield, give the town hope and have the most fucked ending in sporting history? The climatic game is one of the grimmest things I've ever seen in a movie. Plus there's a whole bunch of graphic male shower scenes in the first 10 minutes and an underwear fashion parade which suggest a rather homoerotic element to the movie I wasn't expecting. Truly bizarre and harrowing stuff...

Charmaine Guest shows her breasts during a sex scene.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Skin & Bone here. A preview is below.

Charmaine Guest in Skin & Bone

    
    
    

 

 

Temptation

Channel 10 telemovie about two competing restaurants that are across the road from one another. Gabe (Toby Schmitz) wants to follow in his top chef father Roberto's (Colin Friels) footsteps and become a chef. He is a top student at culinary school along with Ruth (Kate Atkinson) and they fall for one another. But after school Gabe joins his father's restaurant while Ruth becomes a chef at the restaurant across the road owned by Roberto's former lover Rita (Rhondda Findleton). So it's war. Throw in Sachin (Nicholas Brown) and Carmelita (Emma Lung) who have a tumultuous relationship where Sachin wants to be a chef overseas but Chilean immigrant Carmelita has settled in Australia and doesn't want him to leave. By-the-numbers telemovie that is clearly setting up for a TV series, not bad but hardly something revelatory.

There's no nudity in Temptation but there's a scene with Kate Atkinson in a bra which you can find below. Temptation did indeed turn into the TV series The Cooks. There's actually a few nude scenes in the show particularly from Kate Atkinson and Bojana Novakovic.

Kate Atkinson in Temptation

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This Is Not A Love Story (NZ)

Light comedy about Belinda (Sarah Smuts-Kennedy) a writer who comes to Wellington to get her work published. She befriends an old lady Violet (Beryl Te Wiata) who gives her a job as a translator and has an interest in her writing. Belinda also keeps meeting up with failing actor Tony (Stephen Lovatt) and his artist partner Suzanne (Peta Rutter) who live across the way and are in a tumultuous relationship that is about to fall apart. When Violet dies, it hits Belinda hard and she decides to come onto Tony, which he has no problems reciprocating especially now he's technically split up with Suzanne. When Suzanne comes back, Belinda confesses all to her and that's where the fun begins. The movie feels rather slight and forgettable with not a lot to recommend. There's a twee feeling here which is very New Zealand and probably doesn't translate well outside of NZ. I called it a light comedy because while it ain't funny, it's more going for a more amusing vibe, which it really isn't either.

Sarah Smuts-Kennedy has a brief bottomless scene where we see her pubic hair and bottom.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from This is Not a Love Story here. A preview is below.

Sarah Smuts-Kennedy in This is Not a Love Story

    
    

 

 

Trail of Passion

Second of the Mark Savage soft-core erotic thrillers. Don't really know much about this one as I could only find a Russian overdub of the movie but it looks like a thriller about a shady character who hasn't long to live while his wife tries to reinvigorate their relationship. Doesn't look too far different from Fishnet.

Extensive nudity from Felicity Andersen and Susanne Hausschmid. There's also a tame but lengthy lesbian foursome with a bunch of unknown women.

Felicity Andersen in Trial of Passion

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Felicity Andersen and Susanne Hausschmid in Trial of Passion

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Susanne Hausschmid in Trial of Passion

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Unknowns in Trial of Passion

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Travelling Light

Drama set in the early 1970s Adelaide where things are changing very quickly for the young. Leanne (Pia Miranda) is training to be a teacher but her heart isn't in it and would rather be a photographer. She still lives at home with her parents (Heather Mitchell and Marshall Napier) and is joined by her sister Bronwyn (Sacha Horler), who is struggling in married life to Brian (Tamblyn Lord) and seems to have mental issues. Leanne is excited to see American beat poet Lou (Brett Stiller) arrive in town and goes to his readings at a café with her neighbour Gary (Tim Draxl), who is struggling with his sexuality and her friend Debra (Anna Torv in her first movie) who wants to try all the drugs. Lou's arrival sets Leanne's and Gary's lives into upheaval and all centres around a local variety TV show they both work on. OK drama about people trying to find their way by not treading the well-worn path. The story is pretty light but interesting enough to watch and Pia Miranda is very good in the lead.

Brief nudity from Pia Miranda who is nude while taking a photo of her self only covered by a large fish.

You can find a synopsis with collages from Travelling Light here. I've redone the videos in slightly better quality below.

Pia Miranda in Travelling Light

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Undead

Debut movie from the Spierig brothers, a wild mix of sci-fi comedy and horror. A small town is hit by a meteor storm that is the catalyst for an alien invasion where they turn the locals into mindless zombies. Rene (Felicity Mason) is the local beauty queen who was leaving town to find fame in the city but the storm has turned her back and now the zombies are after the survivors and she and a rag tag bunch of locals including gun-happy Marion (Mungo McKay) must fight to save themselves. And things are only getting weirder. A lot going on in this movie, maybe too much but Undead is never not a fun watch. A low budget movie that looks way more expensive than it is although the amateurish cast finds it out at times. But there's always something going on and the movie is good solid watch.

No nudity in Undead but there's a sexy scene featuring Felicity Mason available here.

 

 

Visitors

Final movie from director Richard Franklin in his preferred genre of horror thriller, teaming up one last time with writer Everett de Roche. Georgia Perry (Radha Mitchell) is attempting to sail around the world but in the middle of her trip, she starts to see things and people and can't work out what is real or imagined. But the longer she goes, the more vivid these visions have become to the point that she must fight for her life. OK final movie from Franklin, a little too heavy on the ghost factor but still worth a look.

No nudity in Visitors but there's a video of Radha Mitchell from the movie available here.

 

 

The Wannabes
aka Criminal Ways

Nick Giannopoulos branches out from 'Wog' comedy and comes up with a surprisingly decent movie. A bunch of crims headed by Marcus (Russell Dykstra) come up with a plan to rob rich people by starting a kids entertainment act to get access to their houses. They enlist Danny (Nick Giannopoulos) to help them come up with some moves but Danny overstates his talent and is absolutely terrible. But he manages to whip up Marcus and his friends into a decent enough act to get hired and they start robbing. Then it turns out they are a hit and Marcus and his crew find a new way to make money, legitimately. Interesting idea that shows that Giannopoulos has range when he puts his mind to it. It's not always successful and gets more than a bit silly by the end. A number of Australian celebrity cameos which might go over the heads of anyone from overseas and Isla Fisher shows some comedy chops before her big break in Wedding Crashers.

No nudity in The Wannabes but there's a few sexy scenes from isla Fisher which you can find collages and videos of here.

 

 

Watermark

Cryptic drama that actually played at the Cannes Film Festival in its year and then was never seen again (no cinema or DVD release). I was befuddled the first time I watched it and a recent reviewing didn't help at all. No idea...

Brief nudity from Ruth McDonald.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Watermark here. A preview is below.

Ruth McDonald in Watermark

    
    

 

 

As always there's a bunch of movies with nothing to cap including crime comedies Bad Eggs, You Can't Stop the Murders and Lennie Cahill Shoots Through, light political comedy The Honourable Wally Norman, wacky comedy Take Away, another big budget Peter Pan adaptation Peter Pan, brooding swimming drama Swimming Upstream, immigrant drama The Finished People, sci-fi horror set in a car park Subterano, Bollywood movie Hollywood, drama The Turner Affair, ultra-violent crime drama Razor Eaters, New Guinea set drama In My Image, Indigenous short Cold Turkey, short about a failing stand-up comedian Roy Hollsdotter Live and the Rachel Ward directed short Martha's New Coat starring her daughter.

There's also nothing to cap in New Zealand movies including volcano drama Terror Peak, caving drama Cave In, surprisingly good horror movie The Locals, Canadian co-production Nemesis Game and low budget one hander with her phone Why Can’t I Stop This Uncontrollable Dancing.

I wasn't able to find a copy of the following movies: The 13th House, Artistic Lives, The Cruel World, Deadly Desires II: Family Tied, The Forest, Iced Lolly, Max: A Cautionary Tale, Max's Dreaming, Nightclubber, Show a Little Heart, So Close to Home and Wâhori Days. Magnificent Deed was never released. There's also a few New Zealand movies I couldn't find including For Good which might have nudity in it, I Think I'm Going and Woodenhead. I have watched Perfect Strangers and there's no nudity but I might wait for a better copy to cap some scenes from the movie.

A slight drop off for 2004 as they'll probably by only 2 updates but still a bit of work to do.

 

Tags: Helen Hopkins, Susanne Hausschmid, Monika Santa, Ashley Rae, Kate Atkinson, Felicity Andersen, Emily Lloyd, Karen Holness, Pia Miranda

 

22/09/2024

Australian/New Zealand movies: 2003 part 2

A bit of nudity in nearly all movies listed in this update but only indie drama Lovesick and the New Zealand movie Orphans and Angels has anything substantial. It's the year of bushranger Ned Kelly so there's a couple of movies about him, a drama and a parody comedy. There's also a few deleted/alternate scenes in this update that are not widely available.

2003

Liquid Bridge

Producer Phillip Avalon, in the director's chair for the first (and only) time, goes back to one of his great loves: surfing. Surfing drama about prodigy Nick (Ryan Kwanten) who's about to break onto the scene despite his father (Tony Bonner) not wanting him to surf. He meets a French tourist Jeanne (Simone Kessell) and they fall for one another but when he and his friend cross drug kingpin Tony (Jeremy Sims), he is set up and framed in a drug bust and jailed. Thankfully his father has a friend Ogitani (Nathaniel Lees) in jail, who takes Nick under his wing and helps him overcome his fears in jail and in the surf while Jeanne sticks by him and finds her way to Monkey Myer to swim with the dolphins. Clunky as hell and quite a few moments which are just embarrassing which is fairly typical for an Avalon movie. Kwanten would go onto far better things than this but he's not too bad here given what he has to work with.

Nudity from Simone Kessell in the final scene of the movie which is absolutely tacked on and most welcome. There's also an alternate version of the scene.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Liquid Bridge here. A preview is below.

Simone Kessell in Liquid Bridge

    
    
    
    

 

 

The Long Lunch

Guy Ritchie-type crime comedy thriller where a group of crims including lovers Dixie (Jeanette Cronin) and Italo (Ian Bliss), Elbridge (Vincent Gil), Dwayne (Victor Rodger) and Issur (Alex Menglet) gather at their favourite Chinese restaurant for a hearty lunch the day before a big heist. While they eat, play, tell stories and generally act obnoxiously or racist, a group of workers at the restaurant headed by Gracie (Steph Song) overhear their plans and decide to pull the heist as the thieves are being debauched. Except to pull it off perfectly, they must do it before the crims have finished their lunch. So, they take the crim's car from the valet and hold up the factory but things go awry and one of the crew is killed then the bodies start piling up. Also it turns out that there are undercover cops all over the place. Crude, obnoxious comedy full of casual racism and appalling stories that go on forever (one about Elton John being a serial killer addicted to funerals is still going). Never really gets that Guy Ritchie vibe and is downright hateful most of the time but not in a good way. This might explain why it was never released in Australia (unless you count it being on Tubi 20 years later as 'a release').

No nudity in The Long Lunch but there is a deleted scene on the DVD that features brief nudity from Odette Joannidis, who does not appear in the movie itself.

You can find a synopsis with a video from The Long Lunch here. A preview is below.

Odette Joannidis in The Long Lunch

    

 

 

Lost Things

Existential horror movie where four teenagers go for a weekend trip to a beach while telling their parents they are going elsewhere. Emily (Lenka Kripac) and Tracey (Alexandra Vaughan) go with Brad (Charlie Garber) and Gary (Leon Ford) to a deserted beach for some sun, surfing and possibly sex although the girls are going to make the blokes work for it. Once there, the four have a feeling of déjà vu that they have been there before but none can remember when and there's a sense of creepiness about the beach not helped by word that three people died there a year earlier. Things progress until they come across a drifter named Zippo (Steve Le Marquand) who has a threatening demeanor although he does save Tracey from a snake attack. He is also the man that Emily is seen with briefly before they go on their trip although she acts like she does not know him. Over the weekend, the sense of déjà vu increases as well as the sense of dread plus it also seems impossible for any of them leave the beach. A shocking event has happened or about to happen and the four teens are trapped in a nightmare waiting for their fate. Baffling horror movie that has an interesting idea but doesn't seem to make much sense. It's obvious who the three are who died, but what happened to the survivor (there is a mention that they disappeared but that's it) and why did the massacre happen? I've got no idea and after three attempts, I don't think I ever will...

Both Lenka Kripac and Alexandra Vaughan show their breasts for some topless sunbathing. Lenka is better known for her later music career.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from Lost Things here. A preview is below.

Lenka Kripac in Lost Things

    
    

 

Alexandra Vaughan in Lost Things

    
    
    
    
    

 

 

Lovesick

Another movie from Melbourne indie filmmaker Bill Mousoulis. Steve (Clay Ravin) and Louise (Holly Marshall) throw off the shackles of their corporate jobs and decide to move in together and do nothing but be with one another and ignore the outside world. Things hit a lull and then 9/11 happens so both go out into the world and end up meeting people from their previous lives. Steve meets Tamsyn (Marie Ng) who is getting into music while Louise meets Matthew (Stuart Black) who encourages her to get into writing. Then Matthew comes over to their flat and then out-of-nowhere, Steve and Louise kill him and then kill Tamsyn when she comes over. Nothing is going to separate Steve and Louise until the police come knocking and both decide to go on-the-run separately but they will always find their way back to one another. Snail's pace drama that takes a wild turn halfway through to become interesting for a moment before going back to that snail's pace. Barely anything happens but at 70 minutes, it's short enough to not be a tough watch.

Holly Marshall has a number of nude scenes which you can find below.

Holly Marshall in Lovesick

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Mermaids

Mermaid drama where Diana (Erika Heynatz) witnesses her father's death at the hands of callous fisherman Mallick (Sean Taylor) who use explosives to fish. She wants revenge and decides to go on the land for the first time to seek out her land living sisters Venus (Nikita Ager) and black sheep June (Serah D'Laine) to help. While Venus is keen, June had a falling out with her father and hasn't seen him in years. Meanwhile, June has a thing for coast guard cop Randy (Daniel Frederiksen) but he doesn't know she's a mermaid also he has a girlfriend. Thankfully she saves his life after an accident and gives her a chance to be with him. June eventually joins her sisters and brings along Randy to help them get their father's killers. OK drama made in Queensland for American TV that feels like it should be more of a kids thing but feels like it's for an older audience backed up by the fairly revealing mermaid's outfits. Pretty by-the-numbers stuff.

No real nudity in Mermaids but there's a few side-boob scenes and the mermaid's outfits are fairly revealing. I had capped this movie back in 2005 and thought it was available on this site but I must not have recapped the series. So, I've made all new videos from the movie, available below.

Serah D'Laine in Mermaids

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Serah D'Laine, Nikita Ager and Erika Heynatz in Mermaids

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Nikita Ager in Mermaids

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Erika Heynatz in Mermaids

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Ned

Haven't seen Ned in a while but I remember it being a pretty dire parody of the Ned Kelly legend made by actor Abe Forsythe who cast a bunch of his co-stars in Always Greener who are seen throughout the movie. Wild to think that he is now involved in making the next RoboCop movie.

There's no nudity in Ned but there's a scene where a bunch of 1800s sex workers parade for their prospective customers in sexy outfits including a number of his Always Greener co-stars and a young Nikki Osborne. You can see the videos here.

 

 

Ned Kelly

The year of Ned Kelly continues with this apocryphal treatment of that Australian outlaw. Ned (Heath Ledger) is fitted up for a crime he probably didn't do. He is sent to jail for 2 years and comes back wanting the quiet life with his family. Across the way, a rich family have moved in and he takes a shine to the woman of the house, Julia Cook (Naomi Watts), although she is married. But the local cops want the Kelly Gang gone and will do anything to get rid of them. A young constable wants Ned's sister Kate (Kerry Condon) but she doesn't want him and it is the catalyst for what is about to happen. When a young constable tries to rape Kate, he is kicked out of the house and the constable tells the other cops that Ned shot him and the shit hits the fan. The Kelly Gang, including his brother Dan, Steve Hart and Joe Byrne (Orlando Bloom) go on-the-run. The cops come and arrest his Ned's mother to force them back but this doesn't work so they go after the gang. When they catch up, there is a shoot-out where 3 cops are killed. They also start robbing banks. To the public, the Kelly Gang are forced into this situation by the cops fitting them up and they are lauded, even though a $20,000 reward has been put on their heads and the best cop in Victoria, Superintendent Francis Hare (Geoffrey Rush), is sent in to get them. And it's going to come to a head in Glenrowan. A solid but not really memorable version of the Kelly legend. Ledger leads the film extremely well and shows what was to come (and sadly cut short). The rest are there for name value only. Naomi Watts is barely in it and her character is such a wet blanket. Orlando Bloom barely registers even though he has a fairly big role. The final showdown is quite shocking and if it is how it happened, the police should be ashamed of themselves.

Brief full frontal nudity from Thea Gumbert.

You can find a synopsis with a HD video from Ned Kelly here. A preview is below.

Thea Gumbert in Ned Kelly

    

 

The Night We Called It a Day
aka All the Way

Dramatisation of Frank Sinatra's (Dennis Hopper) 1974 tour of Australia which went so badly it caused a massive strike by union workers and nearly ended before it was to be finished. Cocky upstart promoter Rod Blue (Joel Edgerton) manages to book Frank Sinatra for a rare tour of Australia. But the tour goes badly from the start as Rod doesn't seem to be up to the task of managing a big time tour. Sinatra is rather grumpy which is exacerbated when he goes after journalist Hilary (Portia de Rossi) then calls all female journalists 'two bit hookers'. Well this goes down badly and all the unions in Australia go on strike and a solution is brokered by union head and future Prime Minister Bob Hawke (David Field). Along the way Rod falls for his assistant Audrey (Rose Byrne) while Frank's then wife Barbara Marx (Melanie Griffith) comforts Frank and gives out some sage advice. The story of the 1974 Sinatra tour is legend in Australia, probably not enough to hold a 90 minute movie though and this movie gets bogged down in a silly romantic sub-plot which probably didn't happen.

No nudity in The Night We Called It a Day but there's a few sexy scenes including Rose Byrne in a braless see-through top available here.

 

 

Orphans and Angels (NZ)

Unconventional noir thriller where Theresa (Emmeline Hawthorne) meets John (Christopher Brown) after she watches her friend Kim (comedian Cal Wilson) mutilate herself on stage while John bets a groom-to-be to drink a pot of hard liquor which he does and promptly dies. They hit it off despite her reticence as she's a rape victim who doesn't like being touched but they bond between bouts of mutual masturbation. Meanwhile, John joins up with his drug dealer buddy and starts selling drugs again. Kim is very suspect of John and it turns out he probably killed his ex-girlfriend, also named Theresa and that he may be slowly killing Theresa. After Kim talks to Theresa and tells her about him, she gives Theresa a gun to protect herself. When John finds out, he decides to kill Kim and then up his control of Theresa. Very odd movie, hard to pin down and has some intriguing elements but Theresa is a hard character to get into because she spends most of the movie in a daze which makes the ending of the movie more than a little implausible. But there's enough going on to keep interest, it just doesn't quite hit all the right buttons.

A few nude scenes from Emmeline Hawthorne. Her sister Sophia has nude scenes in When Love Comes and Savage Honeymoon.

You can find a synopsis with videos from Orphans and Angels here. A preview is below.

Emmeline Hawthorne in Orphans and Angels

    
    
    
    
    

 

 

The Pact

Phillip Avalon strikes again with another terrible thriller. 15 years earlier, a bunch of teens (including Saskia Burmeister) go train surfing and one of the group, Patricia, dies. The group decide that after Patricia's death that they will make better of their lives or come back and go for one last train surf (?!). Susan (Sigrid Thornton) has moved on with her life and has a daughter Brittany (Basia A'Hern). But Wilga (Robert Mammone) has been on a downward mental spiral since the incident and 15 years later he is going to make sure the pact is completed. So he kills Susan's boyfriend and kidnaps Brittany to make sure she follows through. Despondent, Susan enlists the help of an old friend Roy (Peter O'Brien) to help her get her daughter back. Typically silly stuff from Avalon, a ridiculous plot with some nasty violence and quite hateful at times. Mammone is always good as a psycho but Thornton is wildly miscast here and this movie seems beneath her.

The only nudity in the movie is from a body double for Sigrid Thornton who shows her breasts and bottom in a pretty gratuitous sex scene.

You can find a synopsis with videos from The Pact here. A preview is below.

Sigrid Thornton in The Pact

    
    

 

 

Paradise Found

Another Gauguin biopic strangely made by kids film director Mario Andreacchio. In 19th century France, Paul Gauguin (Kiefer Sutherland) is a successful stockbroker living in luxury with his wife Mette (Nastassja Kinski) and their children. Then he comes across struggling painter Pissaro (Alun Armstrong) and buys a couple of his paintings and they become friends. Gauguin hates being a stockbroker and always wanted to be a painter and encouraged by Pissaro and a great review from a critic, he quits his comfortable job and takes up painting. Of course he struggles and brings his family to its knees and Mette takes the kids and leaves. This is intercut with Gauguin's later venture into Tahiti where he too struggles but is helped in his inspiration by his live-in lover Tehura (Sarah-Lina Brown). He also sees the locals have their religious idols taken from them by local Catholic missionary Maurrin (Nicholas Hope) but this would become an inspiration for Gauguin's greatest works. Not bad biopic but it is strange seeing Sutherland hot off the success of 24 play a well-known artist. At least it doesn't play down that Gauguin was a failure for a long while and doesn't necessarily end with him in great success either.

Nudity from Sarah-Lina Brown plus Jana Bittnerová playing one of Gauguin's nude models. I've made videos from the movie which are available below.

Sarah-Lina Brown in Paradise Found

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Jana Bittnerová in Paradise Found

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The Postcard Bandit

Telemovie about one of Australia's most notorious bank robbers Brendan James Abbott (Tom Long). Don't remember a lot about it except that he was with a few lovers along the way plus he was a big fan of the music of James Reyne who turns up in a baffling cameo. Strangely this movie seems like it was the precedent for what would become the TV series Underbelly.

Tasma Walton shows her breasts in a massage scene plus side-boob in a deleted scene. There's also a nip slip from Helen Dallimore who despite having a number of sexy scenes, particular early in her career, never did any nudity.

You can find a synopsis with collages and videos from The Postcard Bandit here. A preview is below.

Tasma Walton in The Postcard Bandit

    
    
    
    

 

Helen Dallimore in The Postcard Bandit

 

 

Preservation

54 minute movie about a taxidermist (Jacqueline McKenzie) who falls for a new bloke in town but he also has interest from elsewhere.

There's a brief nude scene as Jacqueline bathes in lavender.

You can find a synopsis with a video from Preservation here. A preview is below.

Jacqueline in Preservation

    

 

One more update to come.

 

Tags: Holly Marshall, Jana Bittnerová, Serah D'Laine, Nikita Ager, Erika Heynatz, Sarah-Lina Brown

 

19/09/2024

Australian/New Zealand movies: 2003 part 1

After a severe drop-off in 2002, there's a surge of movies with sexy stuff in 2003 but not necessarily a big jump in the amount of nudity. But there's so many movies with something to cap for the year that this will be an update in three parts. Part one contains extensive nudity in Alexandra's Project and decent scenes in A Cold Summer and Japanese Story.

2003

Alexandra's Project

Domestic drama/thriller from Rolf de Heer that is set over the course of Steve's (Gary Sweet) 45th birthday. The movie begins with the usual family dynamics between Steve and his wife Alexandra (Helen Buday), a little bit of tension between them but nothing seems too out of the ordinary. After Steve leaves for work, Alexandra tells the kids they aren't going to school and they can help her prepare for their father's birthday celebrations. Steve has a good day at work and leaves expecting a celebration but he arrives home and finds the house deserted with the electricity cut off except for the television and the VCR. He also sees a video camera set up on a tripod and a birthday gift. He opens it and finds a video with a message to play it. Steve watches and is greeted with a striptease from his wife before she sits down and starts talking about their relationship. Boring!!! So he fast-forwards the video and what he sees next will begin a night of viewing he'll never forget for a long time. Insanely intriguing premise that delivers multiple gut punches as we watch Steve's life implode on videotape. Both Sweet and Buday are excellent in what is basically a two-hander where it's just Sweet reacting to what he's seeing on the tape. The twists are wild and leave Steve, who started by thinking he had everything, with nothing and his whole life stripped of what he thought he held dear.

Helen Buday spends most of the movie wearing not very much and includes some full frontal nudity.

You can find a synopsis with a 13 minute video from Alexandra's Project here. A preview is below.

Helen Buday in Alexandra's Project

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

 

 

Balmain Boys

Pilot TV movie about a former rugby player Ledge (Paul Gleeson) who becomes a police detective but is left to fend for himself when he is injured and both corrupt police and the crooks are trying to get rid of him. Or something... It's been a while since I've seen this.

I made some collages of Lara Cox from this telemovie which you can find here but there's not much to see in them.

 

 

BlackJack

Comedy writers Shaun Micallef and Gary McCaffrie came up with this mostly serious telemovie about out-of-favour detective Jack Kempson (Colin Friels) who's sent out-of-sight to oversee data entry in the new crime computer after finding out that someone is trying to set him up. But Jack can't help himself and he soon finds a cold case crime to solve in between looking over his assistant Julie's (Kate Beahan) shoulder. First of seven telemovies.

Brief nudity from Victoria Longley while lying in bed after sex. There's no further nudity in the rest of the series.

You can find a synopsis with videos from BlackJack here. A preview is below.

Victoria Longley in BlackJack

    

 

 

A Bullet in the Arse

A surprisingly endearing and explosive tribute to Sergio Leone westerns (especially The Good, The Bad and the Ugly) but set in early 2000s Australia. Cleef (Paul Moder) is a hitman for-hire who is very good at his job then he is tasked with killing weaselly drug dealer Walton (David Richardson), a specter from his past. Meanwhile brothel owner Curly (Robin Brennan) is stewing, still complaining about being robbed years earlier which sees him continuing at the brothel which he hates. Turns out that Cleef and Walton robbed Curly in a previous life then Walton being the weasel that he is, shoots Cleef dead and takes all the money. Except Cleef survived and with his offsider Driscoll (Adam Batt), they now get the chance for revenge. Then Curly is told of Walton's whereabouts and it becomes a Mexican stand-off with massive shoot-outs, car chases and more explosions than you can ever imagine. Made by the three lead actors (all of which worked on Sensitive New Age Killer with the director also involved in this movie), this movie is absolutely nuts but in a good way as there's so many dangerous looking stunts happening and so many blood squibs going off it's a wonder no-one was killed. The movie is a lot of fun and the shoot-outs are both dangerous and lengthy. Thankfully most of it takes place in the middle-of-nowhere or in abandoned places.

Brief nudity from Jasmine Bednarik plus other women.

Jasmine Bednarik in A Bullet in the Arse

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Unknowns in A Bullet in the Arse

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Christmas (NZ)

Drama where Keri (David Hornblow) reluctantly comes home for Christmas to his family with all his siblings still living at home with their parents Lorna (Darien Takle) and Brian (Tony Waerea). They all have their own issues like an eldest sister Megan (Helen Pearse Otene) who lives with her two children and abusive partner Brett (Matthew Sunderland) in the basement and obsessively cleans the house to avoid dealing with him. Another sister Donna (Kate Sullivan) thinks she's pregnant and doesn't know what to do about it and a brother Richard (Czahn Armstrong) who's a total dopehead. Keri himself is broke and owes money to a number of people plus there's something wrong with his arse which looks nasty. Things slowly build to breaking point and there's always the feeling that something real bad is about to happen. Very much in the genre of depression porn where nothing good ever seems to happen but a certain tension does build giving an overall feeling that something is going to explode at any moment. There's even some funny moments throughout but how you deal with the grungy feel of the movie will go a long way towards whether or not you'll like this movie.

Brief nudity from Helen Pearse Otene plus there's further sexy scenes from others.

You can find a synopsis with videos from Christmas here. A preview is below.

Helen Pearse Otene in Christmas

    

 

 

A Cold Summer

Improvised drama focusing on three damaged individuals in Sydney over 'a cold summer'. Jazz Singer Tia (Olivia Pigeot) is followed home one afternoon by a disheveled and drunken Bobby (Teo Gebert). After a brief argument they have sex then begin an affair even though Tia has a boyfriend. Soon, Tia bumps into Phaedra (Susan Prior), who are old friends but Phaedra is still mourning the death of the love of her life 3 years later. Tia convinces the now socially inept Phaedra to pursue a fruit shop worker, but fails miserably. As Tia and Bobby continue their ruinous relationship, Phaedra finds out that Tia had sex with her ex and decides to get revenge by seducing Bobby. It turns out Bobby is living in his car after being kicked out by his wife and that Tia's life is a complete lie. There are no winners here, including anyone who watches this impoverished piece of shit film. Oh dear... Pretty much improvised by the three cast members, it's all over-the-top melodrama at it's worst and not really interesting at all. None of the characters are worth visiting and boy do they bang on about it, their behaviour barely rational and not deserving of any sympathy.

Near impossible-to-find movie that never got a DVD release and I only found on VHS from a very obscure, non-commercial source. The director's previous movie, Terra Nova, is equally as obscure.

Olivia Pigeot is naked in a couple of scenes.

You can find a synopsis with collages and VHS quality videos from A Cold Summer here. A preview is below.

Olivia Pigeot in A Cold Summer

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

 

 

Danny Deckchair

Romantic comedy about Danny (Rhys Ifans) who always has his head in the clouds which annoys his flashy real estate agent girlfriend Trudy (Justine Clarke). After Trudy cancels their camping trip to spend time with sports commentator Sandy (Rhys Muldoon), Danny has nothing better to do so after getting some helium balloons, he ties them to his deckchair and wonders if they'll lift him into the sky. And at a barbecue with his friends, he tries it out and ends up going in the air and he lands near lost parking officer Glenda (Miranda Otto) and they end up falling for one another. Meanwhile Trudy, who's been having an affair with Sandy, sees Danny's new found fame and sees him in a new light. Absolute trifle of a movie, a very light romantic comedy based on a real event that happened. And this is best they could come up with, a forgettable romantic comedy instead of a biopic of something worth watching.

No nudity in Danny Deckchair but there's a number of sexy scenes throughout the movie which you can find collages and videos of here.

 

 

Fat Pizza

First movie based on the cult SBS comedy from Pauly Fenech about the daily goings on at a pizza shop run by the sadistic Bobo (John Boxer) with his mother (Maria Venuti). We also follow incompetent delivery drivers Pauly (Pauly Fenech), Sleek the Elite (Paul Nakad) and Habib (Tahir Bilgic) as they go about getting involved in various dubious incidents. A new delivery driver Aussie Davo (Jabba) has joined and is a dope fiend and equally as incompetent. The main plot is Bobo is getting married, much to the chagrin of his mother, to a mail-order bride LinChow (Tuyen Le) who has arrived by a refugee boat. As always with Fenech's work, it's full of politically incorrect jokes, lots of innuendo and general silliness and is incredibly hit and miss. There's always laughs but there's far more down time but a lot less than in later incarnations. Strangely all the swearing is bleeped out which I guess was a thing in the early series of the show. It is what it is and nothing else.

Nudity from Sarah de Graaff plus sexy scenes from numerous other women including Annalise Braakensiek. Numerous videos from Fat Pizza are below.

Tuyen Le in Fat Pizza

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Tuyen Le and Annalise Braakensiek in Fat Pizza

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Annalise Braakensiek in Fat Pizza

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Maria Venuti in Fat Pizza

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Krista Vendy in Fat Pizza

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Katrina Spadone in Fat Pizza

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June Dries and Julieanne Arbolino in Fat Pizza

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Melanie Portelli in Fat Pizza

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Melanie Portelli, Jo Jo Yee and Danielle Moussa in Fat Pizza

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Bindi Symons in Fat Pizza

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Jenny Corfield in Fat Pizza

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Sarah de Graaff in Fat Pizza

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Unknowns in Fat Pizza

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Gettin' Square

Crime comedy set on the Gold Coast where a bunch of former crims are attempting to 'get square' (go straight). Barry (Sam Worthington) arrives back in town after an 8 year stretch for a murder he didn't commit. He's looking for work, hopefully as a cook but is finding it very hard. Johnny Spiteri (David Wenham) served time with Barry but instantly goes back to his junkie ways although he's trying to get square. Former crim Dabba (Timothy Spall) runs a failing restaurant with his best mate Crusher (Richard Carter) and is desperately trying to 'get square' but an anti-corruption commission is breathing down his neck and wants him to work with them to get someone, anyone. Enter DeViers (David Field), a cop with a finger in every pie who works with kingpin Chicka Martin (Gary Sweet) who wants to set up a robbery and is forcing Dabba and Barry into it. Barry, who is now working as a chef as Dabba's restaurant to some success, concocts a plan to rid them of their troubles once and for all. Solid crime comedy with a good story, decent lead performance from Worthington, good support from Spall and a surprisingly hilarious turn from Wenham, not usually known for comedy. Not a bad little movie.

No nudity in Gettin' Square but there's a few sexy scenes which you can find videos of below.

You can find a synopsis with collages from Gettin' Square here. New videos in HD are available below.

Freya Stafford in Gettin' Square

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Marea Lambert Barker in Gettin' Square

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Suellen Underwood in Gettin' Square

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Horseplay

Romp set around the Melbourne Cup horse race that has a deep cast and many comical situations but is not really funny. So many plots going on but none that I can remember much other than Abbie Cornish's character is involved in some murder or something.

No nudity in Horseplay but there's plenty of sexy scenes which you can find collages and videos of here.

 

 

Japanese Story

Romantic drama about Sandy (Toni Collette) who is forced to take a Japanese businessman Hiromitsu (Gotaro Tsunashima) out to the outback for a tour. Sandy doesn't want to be there but over time, she comes to like Hiromitsu and they fall for one another. Then tragedy strikes and affects Sandy in a way that she didn't expect. Solid movie lead by a great lead performance from Collette.

You can find a synopsis with collages and HD videos from Japanese Story here. A preview is below.

Toni Collette in Japanese Story

    
    
    
    
    
    

 

 

Kombi Nation (NZ)

Comedy, I guess, about Sal (Gentiane Lupi) who joins a European trip with her sister Maggie (Genevieve McClean) and her friend Liz (Loren Taylor). At the airport, Sal springs on them that she is making a movie of their trip and is bringing along a camera crew which they are not happy about. In Europe, they buy a Kombi van and get ready to go for a drive around Europe but before they leave they meet fellow New Zealander in Europe Jason (Jason Whyte) and they decide to let him join the ride. Things go well for a while particularly in Spain where they run with the bulls in Pamplona and watch some bullfighting. They arrive in France and then things take a turn when Sal and Liz find Jason's stash of drugs he seems to be selling to fund his trip. Maggie doesn't care as she's come to like Jason but there is now a tension in the group exacerbated when their van is robbed and Sal and Liz is convinced Jason did it. Things deteriorate from there as Maggie takes sides with Jason and they split up and go their own way then they get back together and leave Jason behind and then it gets worse from there. Sort of a comedy but it's not really a funny movie although the trip does deteriorate into farce by the end and the movie which started out as a fairly uninteresting travelogue movie gets a little more interesting if predictable by the end. Feels improvised which probably adds to it being not as funny as it could be.

No nudity in Kombi Nation but there's a few sexy scenes which videos of are available below.

Loren Taylor in Kombi Nation

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Genevieve McClean in Kombi Nation

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Lesbo-A-Go-Go

50 minute homage to 60s exploitation movies. Sugar (Cari Withercy) is an innocent young woman who is left to fend for herself when her husband is murdered by crooks. After being forced into a relationship with her husband's killer, Sugar is found in the street by Kitten (Eileen Surepuss), a lesbian bon vivant who promises to introduce her world. This starts out well but this just leads to another form of abuse from Kitten. I don't know what to make of this. Not much happens and it's mostly silent and the dialogue is dubbed in a way which suggests it should be a parody but never is. Plus there's no lesbian action. Boo!!

No nudity in Lesbo-A-Go-Go but there's some sexy scene which you can find below.

Cari Withercy in Lesbo-A-Go-Go

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Rene Rosenbrock in Lesbo-A-Go-Go

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This update has been a bit of mess to put together and it's still ongoing. I usually release it in alphabetical order but I've come into some movies very late so there will be some out-of-order over the next couple of updates. More to come.

 

Tags: Jasmine Bednarik, Tuyen Le, Annalise Braakensiek, Maria Venuti, Krista Vendy, Katrina Spadone, June Dries, Julieanne Arbolino, Melanie Portelli, Jo Jo Yee, Danielle Moussa, Bindi Symons, Jenny Corfield, Sarah de Graaff, Freya Stafford, Marea Lambert Barker, Suellen Underwood, Loren Taylor, Genevieve McClean, Cari Withercy, Rene Rosenbrock

 

15/09/2024

Australian/New Zealand movies: 2002

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Tags: Kestie Morassi, Jessica Gower, Kristie Jandric, Aaliyah, Nicole Fantl, Helen Dallimore, Rebecca Frith, Sacha Horler, Alice McConnell, Emma Grasso, Izumi Pennicott, Cherry Lefevre, Penni Conlan, Linda Tseng, Maria Theodorakis

 

08/09/2024

Australian/New Zealand movies: 2001 part 2

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Tags: Judy Davis, Kaarin Fairfax, Simone Kessell, Anne Nordhaus, Angie Meiklejohn

 

05/09/2024

Australian/New Zealand movies: 2001 part 1

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Tags: Clare Carey, Paris Jefferson, Caroline Farmer, Emily Stewart, Carly Movizio, Kim Maree Penn, Simone Kessell, Natalie Mendoza

 

01/09/2024

Australian/New Zealand movies: 2000 part 2

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Tags: Chevonne Duncan, Tasma Walton, Zoe Naylor, Nikki Bennett